Amusing Scul.
“Tell me I’m crazy.” ~ Mulder
“You’re crazy.” ~Scully (Deap Throat)
"Keep it up Mulder and I'll hurt you like that beast-woman." ~ Scully (The Jersey Devil)
“Hey Scully do you believe in the after life?” ~ Mulder
“I’d settle for a life in this one.” ~ Scully (Shadows)
" I put it back in that drawer-with all those other tapes that arn't yours." ~ Scully (EXCELSIS DEI)
"I'm not even going to ask if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said."
~Scully to Mulder on the phone ~Scully (War of the Cophrophages)
"Scully, what are you wearing?" ~Mulder (War of the Cophrophages)
"He's a murderer and a golfer" ~Scully (Pusher)
"Let me guess, they told you about a wild beast entering in on a black mass, the drinking of blood, the sacrifice of an infant....or a blond virgin." ~Scully
"Yes, that's right.....excuse me." ~Det. White (leaves)
"Where's she going?" ~Scully(annoyed)
"You don't suppose she's a virgin." ~Mulder
"I doubt she's even a blond." ~Scully (Syzygy)
“Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.” ~ Scully (Pusher)
"Well of course he didn't actually say bleeped, he said..." ~ Scully (Jose Chung's "From Outer Space")
"That was detective Manners, he said they just found your bleepin' UFO." ~ Scully (Jose Chung's "From Outer Space")
"Oooh Boy!" ~ Scully (Bad Blood)
"Yeehaw..." ~ Scully (Bad Blood)
"Yadda yadda yadda..." ~ Scully (Bad Blood)
"4:54 PM. Begin autopsy on white male, age 60. Who is arguably having a worse time in Texas than I am...Although not by much. Yee hah...Intestines, 860 grams, yadda yadda yadda. Stomach contents show... last meal close to the time of death. Consisting of... pizza. Topped with pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms... mushrooms... that sounds really good." ~ Scully (Bad Blood)
"You seem to have invalidated your own work, have a nice life!" ~ Scully (Patient X)
"Hey Scully..." ~ Mulder
"Yes?" ~ Scully
"I love you." ~ Mulder
"Oh brother..." ~ Scully (Triangle)
"... just tell yourself, 'there's no place like home'." ~ Scully (Triangle)
"I'm all atingle!" ~ Scully (Dreamland)
“Those are the most paranoid people I have ever met, I don't know how you could think what they say is even remotely plausible.” ~ Scully
“I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.” ~ Mulder
"Exactly what agency are you guys from?" [silence] "Obviously not the office of information!" ~ Scully (The Pine Bluff Variant)
“It's too bad about your negative energy, Mulder. You missed quite a performance.” ~Scully
“Now if you don't mind I have to get an APB out on a white male, 17-34, with or without a beard, maybe a tattoo, who's impotent. Let's go.” ~ Police Sgt.(to officers)
“ Might as well go home, Mulder, this case is as good as sold.” ~Scully (Clyde Bruckman)
"My instinct tells me that burial in cement is murder." ~ Scully (Tooms)
"*Could've been* being the operative phrase..." ~ Scully (Born Again)
"I'm warning you, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own." ~ Scully (The Erlenmeyer Flask)