Duct tape is like the Force:
light on one side,
dark on the other,
it holds the universe together,
and if not handled properly, becomes a sticky mess.

Duct Tape can hold anything together!
(and if it doesn't, you didn't use it right, or you didn't use enough!)

Duct tape is like the Force - it holds the Universe together.
The only difference is that "May the Force be with you" sounds much better than
"May you be covered in Duct Tape"

"Spare the ducttape, spoil the job." - Red Green
(In other words, don't spare the duct tape, just get more!)

"This calls for the handyman's secret weapon: Duct Tape." - Red Green

"It's amazing what you can accomplish with a little imagination
and a wad of duct tape." -Red Green

"Now, you could weld on a couple of hinges,
or bolt on some sort of pulley system;
but I prefer the Handyman's Secret Weapon...
...Duct tape."
-Red Green

One needs only two things in life;
WD-40 to make things go,
and Duct Tape to make them stop.