Matt's X-file Jokes




Wow, a whole page of X-file Jokes!! Some of these were mailed to me, while others I came up with. There pretty corny, but can you do better??

Q.....How many Mulder's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.....Two. One to be sliced, shot, slimed, drugged, bashed, bruised, battered and beaten. And one to change the light bulb.


Q.....How many Scully's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.....Two. One to explain it away as swamp gas, atmospheric conditions, flocking birds or a weather baloon, and one to change the light bulb.


Q- What killed the undercover lung-cancer patient?
A- The smoking, man.


Q - If Tooms was a delivery man, what would he be doing?
A - DE - LIVER - ING.


Mulder is involved in a fight and gets hit in the mouth. As his jaw is giving him some pain, he goes to his dentist.
Dentist: "Ah, you've lost your left molar, but if you give me the tooth I should be able to put it back in again. "
Mulder: "I'm sorry, I don't have the tooth."
Dentist: "A man of your ability should be able to find it. Where did the fight happen?"
Mulder: "In the car park outside a video store."
Dentist: "Then the tooth is out there."


Q: How many MIB's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What's wrong with keeping everyone in the dark?



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