Q.....How many Scully's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.....Two. One to explain it away as swamp gas, atmospheric conditions, flocking birds or a weather baloon, and one to change the light bulb.
Q- What killed the undercover lung-cancer patient?
A- The smoking, man.
Q - If Tooms was a delivery man, what would he be doing?
A - DE - LIVER - ING.
Mulder is involved in a fight and gets hit in the mouth. As his jaw is
giving him some pain, he goes to his dentist.
Dentist: "Ah, you've lost your left molar, but if you give me the
tooth I should be able to put it back in again. "
Mulder: "I'm sorry, I don't have the tooth."
Dentist: "A man of your ability should be able to find it.
Where did the fight happen?"
Mulder: "In the car park outside a video store."
Dentist: "Then the tooth is out there."
Q: How many MIB's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What's wrong with keeping everyone in the dark?
Has anyone got any additions? Anyone? Please??? (Why don't you email me or leave it in the guestbook?)