Jellicle songs for jellicle cats

Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark?
Dare you look at the King? Would you sit on his throne?
Can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark?
Are you cock of the walk? when you're walking alone?
Because
Jellicles are and jellicles do Jellicles do and jellicles would
Jellicles would and jellicles can Jellicles can and jellicles do
When you fall on your head do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?
Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the street?
Do you know how to go to the heaviside layer?
Because
Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant
Familiar with candle, with book, and with bell?
Were you whittington's friend? The pied piper's assistant?
Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicles songs for jellicle cats
We can dive through the air like a flying trapeze
We can turn double somersaults. Bounce on a tyre
We can run up a wall. We can swing through the trees
We can balance on bars. We can walk on a wire
Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Can you sing at the same time in more than one key?
Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss?
And can you (as cats do) begin with a 'C'
That always triumphantly brings down the house?
Jellicle cats are queen-of-the-nights
Singing at astronomical heights
Handelling pieces from the Messiah
Hallelujah, angelical choir
The mystical divinty of unashamed felinity
Round the cathedral rang "Vivat!"
Life to everlasting cat
Feline Fearless Faithful and true
To others who do what jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do Jellicle cats sing jellicle chants
Jellicles old and jellicles new Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Practical cats Dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats Fanatical cats
Oratorical cats Delphicoracle cats
Sceptical cats Dispeptical cats
Romantical cats Pedantical cats
Critical cats Parasitical cats
Allegorical cats Metaphorical cats
Statistical catsand Mystical cats
Political cats Hypocritical cats
Clerical cats Hysterical cats
Cynical cats Rabbinical cats
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Jellicle sharps and jellicle flats Jellicle songs that jellicle sings
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats

There's a man over there with a look of surprise
As much as to say, well how about that?
Do I actually see with my very own eyes
A man who's not heard of a jellicle cat?

What's a jellicle cat? What's a jellicle cat?