I'm an Ensign and I'm Okaysung to the tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay"
I'm an Ensign and I'm okay!
I'm beaming down so I'll die today!(CHORUS)
He's an Ensign and he's okay!
He's beaming down so he'll die today!I wear one pip, I have no name
Quite expendable, so it seeeeems
At Starfleet Academy
I majored in "Dying Screeeeeaams!"I'm an Ensign and I'm okay!
I'm beaming down so I'll die today!(CHORUS)
He's an Ensign and he's okay!
He's beaming down so he'll die today!I get one line, or maybe two
I'm nobody they'll saaaaaaave
I'll go to meet my Maker
In yet another goddamned caaaaaaave!I'm an Ensign and I'm okay!
I'm beaming down so I'll die today!(CHORUS)
He's an Ensign and he's okay!
He's beaming down so he'll die today!A security guard, who never looks 'round
Survival instincts I abhooooor
At this rate I'll be lucky
To live to see Act Fooooouur!I'm an Ensign and I'm okay!
I'm beaming down so I'll die today!(CHORUS)
He's an Ensign and he's okay!
He's beaming down so he'll die today!We never live to beam back up
Our bones litter the galaxyyyyyyyyy
The whole crew's invested in a
Life insurance plan for meeeeeeee!I'm an Ensign and I'm okay!
I'm beaming down so I'll die today!(CHORUS)
He's an Ensign and he's okay!
He's beaming down so he'll die today!
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