| At the Gizmonics Institute Is where it all began With two evil Sirs And a bejumpsuited man | |
| The Mads shot Joel into space To monitor his mind A film bad enough conquer the world Was their goal to find | |
| In order to stay sane Joel built his robot pals Tom Servo, Crow, Cambot, And Gypsy, the only gal | |
| As Dr. F and TV's Frank Rule from down below Joel must sit and watch the films That's the premise of this show | |
| The Mads are down in Deep 13 Joel and 'Bots live high above Inside the luxurious SOL AKA the Satellite of Love | |
| Inventions they exchanged The odd and the inane From deep hurting and chinderware To epicacs for days of rain | |
| With the help of Gypsy Joel escaped from space Furious with this development The Mads sent Mike up in his place | |
| As time wore on, TV's Frank (Just before Season Seven) Was assumed by the Angel Torgo Into Second Banana Heaven | |
| Dr. F's mom Pearl came to help her son At his plaintive plea But at the end of the season, He set the SOL and captives free | |
| For five hundred years They floated round the universe Until they came upon the Earth Ruled by apes, what could be worse | |
| Pearl returned to chase them down Through Mike's destruction's rubble While she and Bobo and Brain guy Got into all kinds of times and trouble | |
| Now Pearl controls from Castle Forrester Her ancestral lair And sends Mike and 'Bots Horrible movies beyond compare Watching ten years of
this show | Has certainly been grand There is no other show quite like Mystery Science Theater 3000 |