TOP TEN REASONS STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE
 
 
10. In Star Wars, every planet they go to looks cool and has neat aliens. In Star Trek, every planet looks like a blue-screened backlot and all the aliens are extras Gene Roddenberry slept with. 
9. No lame-ass "Prime Directive" stopping you from whipping ass. 
8. When a ship in Star Wars gets hit, everyone rolls in the same direction. 
7. Stormtroopers may not be able to hit the broadside of a barn, but they're still a lot more threatening than a space-faring Abraham Lincoln. 
6. In Star Wars, all chicks are fair game. Heck, even your sister. 
5. Han Solo never had to degrade himself by shooting a baggy-suited reptilian alien with a hollow log and some charcoal. 
4. You can safely wear a red shirt in Star Wars. 
3. Luke Skywalker could kick Wesley Crusher's ass with one hand behind his back. Hell, Luke's cut-off hand could kick Wesley's ass with itself tied behind its back. 
2. Kirk would have just used the Force to "get some." 
1. Roddenberry = Dead. Lucas = Not. 
 

Another List of 10
 
 

10. "Look sir, Droids!" 
9. No time travellers picking up their own heads 
8. No alternate universes 
7. No transporters to save your butt at the last minute 
6. Aliens with makeup somewhere besides their forheads 
5. Starship battles in three dimentions 
4. War, not neutral zones 
3. No ultra-powerful aliens with one-letter names 
2. No holodecks for lame plot ideas invented by the actors 
1. YODA RULES!!! 
 

Another List of 10
 
 

10. Star Wars characters almost never set their weapons for "stun". 
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp while the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 or Chewie. 
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. However, after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like crap. 
7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action. 
6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters. 
5. One word - Lightsabers. 
4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I. 
3. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not. 
2. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance. 
1. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it! 
 
 
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