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*Slida stands before the new Member and reads from the Rules contained
within the WELCOME KIT, while Daniel stands beside her, gently reassuring her with a light
squeeze of his hand, while smiling warmly at the new member of his realm.. .
Hi Friend
You have decided to join the DANIELites list as you are a fan of the character Doctor
Daniel Jackson. You may or may not be a fan of either actor portraying the character,
however, that is of no importance on this list.
You just need to have a deep LOVE/LUST for the Space Monkey.
This list was formed because... well... we had no where else to go and drool over him..
and he's sooooo goddamn CUTE!! He NEEDS drooling over :)))
It's a Restricted list. I made it this way to help keep underagers off the list, but I
know I cant prevent them applying really. Be it on their own heads!!
Most conversations WILL be tolerated on here, especially INNUENDO and drooling.
Encouraged even... and you MAY drool over the other characters of SG-1 as well.. if need
be.. (Okay.. so I'm gonna DROOL over Jack a bit *sigh* - so I'm protecting my butt here
;-D) I do ask that SOME decorum is upheld - so that we dont all slip and break our necks
in the drool on the floor :)
What WONT be tolerated... (and even though I'm a friend.. please dont push these points
with me )
- Discussion (at length) of the ACTOR is OFF TOPIC and cannot be tolerated after a while.
- LEWD discussion about the ACTOR will NOT be tolerated at ALL. Remember, please, he's
only human. He has feelings too!
- Defamation of the ACTOR is NOT tolerated. Uh UH! No way, shape or form!!!! BIG Butt Kick
on that point!
- Defamation of the ACTOR's family is NOT tolerated. Again, no way, shape or form!!! BIG
butt kick as well !!!
Basically, have fun, frolick, drool, handcuff, discuss and disect the character of Doctor
Daniel Jackson.... Bring your happy thoughts please.. and a mop and bucket...
Upon entry into this Hallowed Grounds (also known as
Daniel's Office at the Base...) you are given (virtually - I might add)
- ONE Daniel Clone.
You can have him made to order or base him on the original (which *I* have, BTW)
No.. Jack.. YOU don't get a clone.. put him back!! Don't take that tone
with me.. Talk to Kris about that one.... Errr.. NO Teal'c YOU don't get a Danny Clone
either, so stop looking..!! No.. don't start that deep Jaffa growl with me young
man, it's NOT as scary as Alicat's growl if she caught you with a Clone!! Believe
me...
Sorry about that.. Keeping order on this list is sometimes a full time job.....
- One pair of Waders of your choice...(for getting through all the drool) -
Believe me.. you'll need them!
Kris.. who is MEANT to keep Daniel's office nice and clean, is often too wrapped up in her
own *original* Jack and Daniel-Clone to even remember there's meant to be a floor down
here somewhere. A lot of us have just moved to the gutter - less hassles and
it's usually where we end up <{8^D) . We did start up on the ramp in front of the
Gate (cos it was mesh and therefore the stuff just went right on through..) but Hammond
kept moving us off and every now and then they ACTUALLY wanted to go through the
Gate! *sigh*...
-One pair of Handcuffs... (Optional extra: Fur lining recommended and available)
Now there's such a
wide variety of these little thingys on the market but we had to narrow down the field
somewhat. If you have your own.. by all means, use them... Now for those that have
to wonder about those that would treat Danny Boy in SUCH a manner.. take a look at his
reaction when you handcuff him... (Not to mentions SAM's reaction to him :)))
- Order form for Jack, Sam, Teal'c, Janet, Hammond, Simmons... etc... etc... CLONES. Made to measure. Refrain from putting your Danny and Jack clones too close together.. or there will be tantrums and bickering all over the place... Hmm.. on the other hand.. LOL....
- One Personalised Paperweight (Compliments of Kris and her secret stash of them in her office!) You get this little baby - your choice of shapes (mine's a pyramid shape.. go figure!) and they have your name engraved on them so that when yours goes whizzing past someones head, we KNOW who threw it :) (Believe me, paperweights FLY around this place!! LOL)
- One Tub (Bath tub, that is)
of your chosen flavour of Ice Cream and one cone (err.. that becomes evident during chats. Ask about
it ;-D Personally, I'm *still* not sure what they want that cone for...) 
(Err.. yeah, sure I'm sure it's good for your skin, Danny... would I lead you astray???? Now, go on, get in! LOL... Also, you may need to keep an eye on your Danny's Ice Cream eating habits. He's kinda messy!
- One suit of Armour -
to be used when "picking on" someone's Clone.. or when trying to *ah hem* steal
the *original* Danny from the beloved List Momma (err.. that's ME!!), or for when you feel
a particularly heavy season of flying paperweights is upon you! Basically, it's
protection - dont'cha know? and if you try to steal my Danny.. you're gonna need it,
friend ;-D (The can opener is actually part of the SOCK we give to your significant
other upon your joining our list. At the moment, the SOCK is being redefined and will be
up shortly!)
- One 'bottomless' cup of coffee. I think this is a pretty logical thing.. really. Huh, Danny? You just gotto keep those Danny's happy , afterall 8^D
- Access to Shared Files, where we have stored images and fanfiction about our beloved GOD... :)
Please make yourself known when you join up... but it's not essential. We are a very friendly, suggestive and talkative group, and even in digest you may get 2 or 3 sent per day.... If you're into SERIOUS Daniel stuff, start the topic, people will follow it.. but mostly we're having a bunch of fun.. with our Danny Clones... and not taking anything too seriously....
I hope you enjoy your venture into the DANIELite's Mailing List...
your AGE STATEMENT to me at slida@telstra.easymail.com.au It will not be acknowledged...just archived. And remember the List no-no's..... :)
Thank you.... enjoy....
Slida - List Momma....
If you want to go on through the Chaapa'ai... feel free :)
