The first thing one must do to make friends and influence people on
the NG is to recognize that every poster (excepting oneself, of course) is
a whiny little bitch and deserves to be treated as such. They obviously
have no life, and have never seen anything of the female gender. They do
not deserve your respect, you must tell them what a geek they are.
Repeatedly.
After you have recognized this you must realise that only game
stores are retailers, and that you are the only one who knows anything
about business (see number one above). After posting this same thought in
with your unveiling of the horrid existences of the other denizens of the
NG, you are ready for the third and final step.
Begin a flame war with a respected and level headed member of the NG,
as they are obviously hiding their stupidity deep inside. If they do not
take the bait, start a thread named after one of the more prolific whiny
little bitches and say that they are an asshole.
Before you know it all the members of the NG will worship you as a god
and volunteer to paint and base your Citadel miniatures that you bought at
the nearest official GW store.
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