A Baby Elephant's Trunk
This couple are out having a romantice meal for the first time
together.
Suddenly something from the man's side whips from under the
table, steals a
bread roll and dissappears back under the table. The guy doesn't
blink an
eyelid and the woman can't tell whether it really happened. She
says nothing.
Well, damn, the same thing happens again. The woman checks the
guy out and
sure he makes out like nothing happened so she holds it in. A
little time
passes. The, hell, it happens a third time and the woman can no
longer hold
it in and she speaks up demanding to know what's going on.
The man explains. "Look, I was in an accident in India.. I
lost my ..penis..
the surgeons transplanted a baby elephant's trunk in it's place
and, well,
I've grown to accept it and hell, It's embarrassing but that's
it".
"No, no.." the woman says "that's absolutely
incredible. And you mean the
trunk keeps stealing the bread rolls like an elephant. WOW. Look
that's so
amazing would you mind doing it again?"
The guy replies "Look, I'd really love to but my ass
couldn't handle another
bread roll".
