How many times has someone said to you...."You don't know Jack Schitt."
This phrase is commonly used by Americans in case of a heated argument to
let the other guy know that he knows nothing. Now, you will know the entire
story....

Jack Schitt is the only son of O.Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep
Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they
produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came
twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt.
In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The
Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting
the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks.