TOP 20 REASONS TO OWN AN IBM - Okay More than 20 I added a few

28. Two mouse buttons are better than one
27. Three mouse buttons are better than two
26. More than one company makes IBM Compatable
25. Noone ever heard of Apple Compatable
24. Soundblaster don't work with Apple
23. Matrox is for IBM
22. IBM's have the best games (just goto EB)
21. Hackers don't even use Macintrash
20. Only Educational institutions use Macintosh
19. Programers write in on IBM's
18. AOL, Prodigy, AND ALL Local Internet Access Numbers hook directly into a IBM's
17. You can type faster on a IBM
16. Only Apple Makes Macintosh Format computers so you don't have to worry about generic (or a variety of prices)
15. You can see the web in more than 8 fonts!
14. IBM computers sound better
13. Powered by Intel, Cyrix, or AMD rather than Motorola
12. Highest Speed 266Mhz on an IBM but only 166Mhz on Mac
11. Mac uses IBM Hardware (Hard Drive, CD-Rom, etc.)
10. IBM costs less
9. Everyone uses a Macintosh, Bullsh*t!
8. Software runs faster on an IBM
7. The internet was made for Mac, but over run by IBM
6. Macintosh runs "faster, cooler, and safer"©
5. There are too many IBM computers out there already, so keep making more
4. Macintosh is idiot proof
3. All of the computer is in one piece so you can't upgrade the Monitor
2. There is only one OS for Macintosh
1. Software ALWAYS comes out for IBM before it's Macintosh format.