| Anarchy.wav | If this is allowed to go on, this is not a society this is anarchy |
| Angrysea.wav | "The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" |
| Archect.wav | You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an archectect! |
| Arian.wav | George explaining how he is the head of the Arian race to the Nazis." |
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Badboy.wav |
I'm the bad boy, I've never been the bad boy. |
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Baldhead.wav |
George: "I want to dip my bald head in oil, and rub it all over your body." |
| Bbo.wav | George explaining the wonder that is BO. |
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Bootleg.wav |
George saying that he is a bootlegger. |
| Bubble.wav | "Bubble Boy: How you doing over there? Not to good huh? George: OK, Bubble boy, lets play" |
| Bubble.wav | George playing with the bubble boy |
| Cheese.wav | I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery |
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Details.wav |
George: "I want details!" |
| Disbigst.wav | I know the D is the biggest, I based my entire life on knowing that the D is the biggest |
| Divorcefxs.wav |
George - Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kid, of course I'm the result of my parents having stayed together so you never know. |
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Doll.au |
George at the Susan board of memory talking with the chairperson about the amount of money Susan had. |
| Dymentia.wav |
George - Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dymentia? |
| Fired.wav |
George - All I have to do is get fired from the Yankees. Jerry - You can do that. |
| Gortex.wav | "It's Gortex! ya know about Gortex?" |
| Gotitall.wav |
George - But, but I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I got it all! |
| Hair.wav | When you stick your hand in her hair..is it hard to get out? |
| Havesex.wav | "Do you want to have sex right now? Come on baby, right here!! " |
| Idiot.wav | Nobody is a bigger idiot then me |
| Jerkstor.wav | George saying "Oh Yeah well the jerkstore called and they're running out of you"! |
| Jrksmoke.wav | George saying "Jerk Store would have smoked him" |
| Leader.wav |
George acting like an alien - Take me to your leader. |
| Lie.wav |
George: my whole life is a lie. |
| Loveyou.wav | "I love you Sienna 'I'm hungry lets go eat'" |
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Megeorge.wav |
"My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Woman: "Hi" |
| Menangea3.wav |
George - Well I, not sure how you pronounce it or anything but I uh, I believe it's menange a trois. |
| Momcaut.wav | "My Mom caut me 'doing what' you know" |
| Msggeorg.wav |
This is George's answering machine. |
| Nothing.wav |
I can sum up the whole show - NOTHING |
| Nothsay.wav | "Hey it's George, I got nothing to say" |
| Obrian.wav | "I'm not O'Brian! I'm not O'Brian!" |
| Pitch1.wav | "I think I can sum up the entire show in one word......nothing" |
| Pool.wav | "I WAS IN THE POOL!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!" |
| Presidnt.wav | If I was running for the oval office, I would ask for the death penalty for double parkers |
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Pulpmove.wav |
George: "Pulp can move BABY!" |
| Salsa.wav | "It must be impossible for a spanish person to order Salsa and not get Seltza. I wants Salsa not Seltza!!" |
| Seinfd2.wav |
Do you ever just get down on your knees... |
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Shocked.wav |
Kramer: he's shell shocked? George: oh yeah! but that has nothing to do with it. |
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Sideal.wav |
"It's not even frontal nudity, it's sideal nudity!" |
| Streak.wav |
This is a sportscaster commenting on how George streaked accross the field. |
| Talking.wav |
This is the conversation between George and the two recruiters from the Mets. It is very funny. |
| Tomato.wav | "The tomato never really caut on as a hand fruit" |
| Touchbst.wav | "I reach out and touch her breat right now, she'll through me out of the car but tomorrow, I can touch it all I want" |
| Tough.wav | George being a tough guy |
| Tough.wav |
Shut your trap and stop kicking the seat... |
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Ubenice.wav |
George: "YOU BE NICE!" |
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Upto.wav |
George saying he's up to no good. |
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Virgin1.wav |
"I don't think I could do it. You know, they always remember their first time. I don't want to be remembered, I wanna be forgotten." |
| Wrong.wav | "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" |