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Arrested.wav |
"George got arrested, he went down at the Beakmen, he tried to lamb, but they cheesed him." |
| Assman.wav | "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the ASS man!!" |
| Bananapl.wav | "Jerry: 'You threw a banana peel at a monkey?' Kramer: Well he started it!" |
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Bat.wav |
"Your BATMAN!" |
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Beefo.wav |
Kramer Singining the Beef-O-Rinos song |
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Bigdaddy.wav |
Newman:"Well don't look at me" Kramer: "I'm looking right at you BIG DADDDY!" |
| Busdrv.wav | Kramer explaining how he saved "the pinky toe" |
| Circumcs.wav |
you mean circumcision... |
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Cocobean.wav |
Kramer trying to guess Georg's bank code. VERY funny. |
| Bran.wav |
I've tried bran... |
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Confused.wav |
Well I guess I got confused |
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Creased.au |
Kramer: "I'm lounging, yet my pants remaine perfectly creased" |
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Dancing.wav |
Kramer tells Elaine that she stinks at dancing. |
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Doofus.wav |
Kramer: "I'm a hipster doofus..." |
| Flipflop.wav |
Kramer - And there's nothing holding me in place, I'm flipping, I'm flopping. |
| Flippin.wav |
Boxers, how can you wear these things... |
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Freak.wav |
Kramer: "Will you stop it man, your freaking me out!" |
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Getby.wav |
Kramer: "Ohh, I get by.." |
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Giddyup.wav |
"Giddy-Up!" |
| Giddyupagain.wav |
Kramer - Giddy up again! |
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Guts.wav |
Kramer: "They will cut him open, his guts will be all over the place!" |
| Hand.wav | "There smooth, creamy, delicate...yet..masculin" |
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Helloflo.wav |
"Low Flow....I don't like the sound of that....." |
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Hookers.wav |
"I wouldn't want to take the attention away from the hookers." |
| Hooters.wav | "No, these were real hooters!" |
| Huge.wav | Look at this place!! It's huge!! |
| Imhit.wav | "I screamed out, I'M HIT!!" |
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Juniormi.wav |
Kramer describing the wonders of the Junior Mint to Jerry |
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Kram1.wav |
Kramer: "The bus, is OUT OF CONTROL!" |
| Kmanblow.wav |
his place could blow any minute! |
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Kramer10.wav |
Kramer: "The mother load...." |
| Kramer12.wav |
It was destroying my brain cells! |
| Kramer14.wav |
It's an emergency!! |
| Kramer15.wav |
No chance in hell! |
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Kramer18.wav |
Kramer: I'm ganna press those buttons baby... |
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Kramer2.wav |
Kramer: "Yeah, I've considered that." |
| Kramer03.wav |
There is a naked women across the street! |
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Kramer3.wav |
Kramer: "Yeah tell me about it soul sister!" |
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Kramer08.wav |
Kramer: "The little man knows all..." |
| Kramer-o.wav |
Kramer singing Opera |
| Kramer-w.wav |
...I'm going to surrond myself with wood... |
| Likeidea.wav |
I like this idea! |
| Mo.wav |
You better think again, Mojambo |
| Myboys.wav | "My boys need a house" |
| Nakedboy.wav |
Kramer - I feel like naked innocent boy roaming the countryside. |
| Oh_yeah.wav |
Ohhhh Yeah |
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Outofbag.wav |
Kramer: "The cat.....IS OUT OF THE BAG!" |
| Peculiar.wav |
That's peculiar! |
| Pentform.wav | Kramer talking about Penthouse |
| PigMan.wav | "Jerry, I just saw a pigman, a PIGMAN!! |
| Problems.wav | "I'm like ice baby, when I don't like you, you got problems" |
| Proctol.wav | "Doctor Cosmo Kramer Proctology" |
| Proud.wav |
...I hope you're all very proud of yourselves! |
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Recipe.wav |
The recipe was for four people, I had to multiply it for 183 people, I guess I got confused! |
| Rlyfun.wav |
...do you really want to have fun!! |
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Rock.wav |
Kramer: "I'll rock their world!" |
| Sauna.wav | "Phew, it's like a sauna in here" |
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Showsovr.wav |
Kramer: "Alright, shows over...." |
| Silk.wav | "You ever wear silk underware?" |
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Sizzle.wav |
"You don't buy the steak, you buy the sizzle." |
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Smelly3.au |
I'm Kramer |
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Snubbed9.wav |
Kramer: "I snubbed her, woman love that, I know woman." |
| Speedd.wav |
Kramer saying that in the year 2000 that we'll all be on speed dial and you will only have to think of a person and you will be talking to them. |
| Startwar.wav | "You'll start a war |
| Switzlnd.wav |
We have to put the board in a neutral position... |
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TCB.wav |
Jerry: "So what do you do there?" Kramer: "TCB, ya know, taking care of business." |
| Tellit.wav | "eg eg eg ble just tell it!" |
| Thin.wav | "Your thin, late thirties, single 'well, so are you' eg eg blu" |
| Untitled.wav |
This is Kramer saying it looks like he is swimming in a flabby armed spanking machine! |
| Youw.wav | Kramer's famous yow!! |
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YOYOMA.wav |
"Yo Yo Ma!" |
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Yuppies.wav |
Kramer calling Jerry and Elaine yuppies |