The first five sounds are new, and a bit different. I think they're from bloopers, but I 'm not sure. They've been "in storage" for a while so I can't remember where I got them from! If they're yours, e-mail me and I'll give you credit.
1. Scully: Have you ever had any dealings with a cow?
Mulder: Just exactly what are you implying, Agent Scully?
2. Skinner:(I can't tell what he's saying!)
Mulder: I didn't get his name, I was to busy getting my ass licked, I mean kicked. I mean kicked, he kicked my ass. He didn't lick it, well maybe he licked it a little.
3. Scully: Mulder...
Mulder: What?
Scully: Suck my dick.
4. Scully: Hang, wait, hang on a minute!
Mulder: Jesus, that leaves us with three hours, three days of train station video tape to cross-reference and hopefully find out who this mother-fucker is!
Scully: That's assuming we're looking for a *mother* fucker!
5. Mulder: I love you Scully. (This wav was made from putting different sound files together.)
6. X-Files Christmas wav
7. Mulder: You never draw my bath.
8. Scully: I identified with betty's bust line.
Mulder: Yes! I did too.
9. Mulder: I was once told the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl into a sleeping bag naked with someone who is already naked.
Scully: Well maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky.
10. Mulder: Should we be picking out china patters or what!?.
11. Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing?
12. Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me?
13. Scully: I mean there's nothing odd about... (Hear frogs falling from the sky)
Mulder: So, lunch?
Scully: Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky!!
Mulder: Guess their parachutes didn't open. You were saying something about this place not feeling odd?
14. Mulder: Lets go G Woman.
15. Mulder: Indian guide says maybe you should run to the store and get some matches.
Scully: I would but I left my wallet in the car.
16. (Don't think words are quite right for this one. Sorry) Scully: ...I guess it's nice not having someone poking holes in your theories all the time.
Mulder: Yeah, yeah, I uh don't know how I put up with you for so long.
17. Mulder: Why would I make them so uncomfortable?
Scully: It probably has to do with your reputation.
Mulder: Reputation, I have a reputation?
Scully: Look, Colton plays by the book and you don't. They feel your methods, your theories are...
Mulder: Spooky? Do you think I'm spooky?
18. Scully: If I were that stoned.
Mulder: Ooh, if you were that stoned, what!?!
19. Mulder: Try any of that tailhook crap on me Scully, and I'll kick your ass.
20. Mulder: I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture, K?
21. Mulder: What ever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other tapes that aren't yours.
22. Mulder: I don't wanna wrestle.
23. Mulder: I'm having that same problem right now!
24. Scully: I don't know how you can think that what they say is remotely plausible!>br> Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible someone might think you're hot.
