Welcome to the NCS new member profile page

Name: (Do not hit return)

1) How old are you?

Under 18 years old
Between 19 and 24 years old
Between 25 and 34 years old
Between 35 and 44 years old
More than 45 years old

2) Why do you want to join the NCS?

I did not realize that it was a joke
I did realize it was a joke, and wanted to show my appreciation for jinglephrog's wonderful humor
I have a need to submit to...anything
I have no friends, I was hoping to meet people

2) Would you also like a complementary membership into the Fellowship of Hypocrites?

yes, I remain blissfully ignorant of those laughing at me
no, I have problems bringing joy to others by losing self respect