Pinky and The Brain :
Brain: Now, Pinky, if by any chance you are captured during this mission, remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to Grindelwald to drive the cog train to Murren. Can you repeat that? Pinky: Mmmm, no, Brain, don't think I can. -- Where Rodents Dare Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour? -- Win Big Brain: I am not devoid of humour. -- Win Big Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world! Pinky: Narf! Pinky: Poit! Pinky: Zort! Pinky: Gat! Slappy the Squirrel : Woman: Well! I never! Slappy: Well, you should--it's fun! -- Bumbie's Mom Slappy: Look, have I ever lied to you before? Skippy: You said keno is legal in Burbank. -- Bumbie's Mom Slappy: Enough with the gratuitous cameos! -- Bumbie's Mom Slappy: Tactless, yet rude. -- Bumbie's Mom Slappy: Fade out, already--we got the joke! -- Bumbie's Mom Slappy: Ehhhh, that snake doesn't have a leg to stand on. Hey! It's the dawn of time. What do you expect--new jokes? -- Guardin' the Garden Slappy: The pleasure's been all yours, I'm sure. -- Hurray for Slappy Slappy: You remind me of a very young Betty Boop. -- Hurray for Slappy Slappy: Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again. Who'd sink so low? -- Hurray for Slappy Slappy: What a yutz. -- Hurray for Slappy Mary Hartless: Slappy Squirrel, you've just won the Lifetime Achievement Award! What are you going to do now? Slappy: I'm going to... bed. -- Hurray for Slappy Candie Chipmunk: Excuse me? Slappy: You're excused. -- I Got Yer Can Slappy: Alan Funt is a dead man. -- I Got Yer Can Slappy: If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not. -- I Got Yer Can Slappy: In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing. -- I Got Yer Can Slappy: What about the plot, Hemmingway? What's an anvil got to do with this story? Skippy: Who cares? Anvils are funny! -- I Got Yer Can Slappy: Ehhhh, stuff it. -- Slappy Goes Walnuts Slappy: Ehhhh, no wonder you like that 'Bonkers' show. That junk's rottin' out yer brain there. -- Slappy Goes Walnuts Slappy: I'm gonna make you some brain food. That's right, I'm gonna make you my famous walnut fig dough surprise. Skippy: What's the surprise? Slappy: I'm outta walnuts. -- Slappy Goes Walnuts Skippy: I don't know, Aunt Slappy. I think we should just go to the store and buy a pack of walnuts. Slappy: Oh, yeah, we'll have 'em in hysterics with that bit. Six minutes in a checkout line. Ooooh, somebody stop me, I'm laughing. -- Slappy Goes Walnuts Slappy: Ehhhh, but let's not be anal. -- Slappy Goes Walnuts Slappy: What a schmutz. -- Slappy Goes Walnuts Slappy: Skippy! You shoulda been asleep hours ago! Skippy: I know, Aunt Slappy, but I can't sleep. I keep hearing Santa's sleigh! Slappy: Ehhhh, that's just the LAPD choppers. Slappy: Now *that's* comedy! Slappy: Ehhh, enough with the singin' already. Slappy: Shoot me. Slappy: This is sad. Rita and Runt : Rita: Dogs... go fig. -- Phrankenrunt Owner: I want a pet who'll come when I call and cuddle me when i've had a bad day. Rita: Have a kid, lady. -- When Rita Met Runt Runt: My name's Runt, but my master calls me Stupid. What a nice guy! -- When Rita Met Runt Rita: Humans... go fig. -- When Rita Met Runt The Goodfeathers : Bobby: Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? Buttons and Mindy : Mindy: Okay, lady! Mindy: OkayIloveyoubyebye! Mindy: Buttons, you so silly!
Miscellaneous : Einstein: If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a Phhhhhh... -- Cookies for Einstein Abraham Lincoln: Ich bin ein Gettysburger! -- Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago Abraham Lincoln: So, how 'bout those Yankees? -- Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago Satan: Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties. -- Hot, Bothered, and Bedeviled Ross Perot: You got more guts than Al Gore at a lumberjack's convention! -- Icebreakers Stewardess: Welcome to Air Pacific--the Jolly Airline! Our deluxe 757 is equipped with a number of safety features to use in case of an emergency, such as our fuel tanks explode, and we crash like a fiery ball into the sea. -- Plane Pals Stewardess: You'll find life jackets under your seats. In the event of a water landing, they will keep you afloat, unless you are seized by a giant squid, and dragged screaming beneath the waves. -- Plane Pals Stewardess: Thank you for choosing Air Pacific. You have well over a forty percent chance of landing safely. Enjoy your flight! -- Plane Pals Everybody: He's a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!
