The place was cool but stinky. Puke and Ham didn’t have much fun until a little pink man gave Puke the shorts.
The shorts were blue with a tint of green. The man said with the shorts, you can’t smell the gross smell. The shorts really worked so Ham started complaining.
"You always get everything Puke!!!" shouted Ham.
"Well thats because everyone likes me!!!"
The little pink man listened intently.
"It’s not because everyone likes you, it’s because they, they, they...... feel sorry for you." Ham said, finally stumbling across the word. "Yeah they feel sorry for you because you aren’t as strong as me!!!" While saying this, Ham flexed his flabby arms.
Puke was about to reply when suddenly the little man gasped. He was staring up, at the sky. Puke and Ham joined him. The little man said in a whisper that chilled Puke and Ham right to the bones "It’s...... Lord Paper Dude!!!"
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"Master, I’m scanning some life forms below us." shouted Paper Dude’s henchmen.
Lord Paper Dude was in a big black chair. His back was facing his henchmen. Slowly the chair turned. And their was the face of Lord Paper Dude.
Lord Paper Dude had a face that would, well, maybe, a face that would make a person die of laughing.
Well anyways Lord Paper Dude only said three words. "Cool, Awesome, Groovey. Now I’ll be able to try out my new Paper Saber!!! Beam them up, Scotty!!!!!"
A little henchman named Scotty pressed a huge button on a huge thing that looked like a toad. A split second later, two paper mache boys and a little pink man appeared on the huge thing that looked like a toad.
"Whose first!?!!?!!?" asked Lord Paper Dude. None of the three volunteered. "How about you!!!" said Lord Paper Dude said pointing at Puke.
"Me??" asked Puke.
"Yes you." answered Lord Paper Dude. "Now stay still while I get my paper saber."
While Lord Paper Dude was looking for his paper saber, Puke tightly gripped his own paper saber.
"Ahhh!!!, Here it is!!!" said Lord Paper Dude said. "Now, prepare to have so many paper cuts you will fall apart."
Lord Paper Dude raised his saber for the first attack. As the saber was decending on Puke, Puke whipped out his saber and blocked the attack. Lord Paper Dude raised his saber for another attack when suddenly a sharp piece of paper shot out and hit Lord Paper Dude in the hand.
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Screamed Lord Paper Dude in pain. "Kill the little man who hurt me !!!!!!" The henchmen ran at the little man.
"C’mon, lets get out of here!!!!" shouted Puke. The three ran and ran until they saw a paper airplane.
"Get in, get in!!!" shouted Ham. The three got in and flew out of there. While they were leaving, Ham pulled a plug. As they got further away, Ham found out that he deflated the Death Beach Ball.
The three chattered happily ever after.
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