First, a few personal details:

Your preferred stage name:

Your e-mail (This will be used to send responses to your answers):

Gender (the one you are, not the one you wish you were): Female Male

Where are you from?

How old are you?

How did you hear about this page?

I saw one of your virtual shows

I filled in one of the forms on the last site

You contacted me

I heard from someone else

I saw an advert asking for applicants

I was hunting around for a similar post and happened to find you.

I heard your last assistant had quit/died and took a guess.

Why are you telling me all this? (Check ALL that apply)

Well, it's a laugh isn't it?

I'm interested in these cyber illusions you speak of...

I'd actually fancy a go at being a magician's assistant

I was scared you'd hurt me if I didn't

What? Help! What's going on? I'm confused

The Humourous Questions:

What aspect of the job appeals to you most? (Pick ONE)

Being locked in small cabinets

Being sawn in half nightly

Sparkly costume

Working with you, Steve... *creep*

The chance to be famous

I have a Death wish

I'm going for the world record number of sawings.

Other - Please explain:

What special skills/attributes do you have which are relevant to the job? (Check ALL that apply)

Detatchable Limb

Detatchable Head

Sense of Humour

High tolerance of pain

Can scream loudly

Can bend in places normal people can't

I have an identical twin

Other (please explain below)

Can you scream with your eyes?

No.

Yes.

Illusion Preferences:

Now some questions about your feelings about various illusions:

Being sawn in two :
Horizontally or Vertically?
I love the feeling of those stocks around my ankles.
Would that be equal halves?
Aaaaah! Put me back together!

What type of saw would be your first preferance?
Bread Knife (!)
Traditional hand saw
Chain saw
Huge commerical buzz saw.

And your preferances for dividers?
Your run of the mill stainless steel will be fine.
Oh, I wouldn't bother with *dividers*
After the sawing I'm far too paniced to care usually.

Zig-Zag Lady :
Hmm, looks fun.
Well, don't think you could call me a lady.
Err, no.

Levatation :
Seems peaceful - I like it.
I've always had my head in the clouds.
I pretty much weight nothing as it is.
I like to keep my feet on the ground.

Sword Cabinet :
Well only as long as you use nice sharp blades.
I don't get the point.
Ouch!

Appearances / Disappearances :
Is this before or after pay day?
What if I don't come back?

Mismade Girl :
Hey, I trust you to remember the order you stacked them in, eventually.
Umm, cut in 4?
I ain't no girl.

Decapitation :
Will it cure me of this nasty head ache?
At least I'll get some peace and quiet.
If anything's going to go wrong I'd rather be doing this than being sawn.
I have a good head on my shoulders. And its staying there.

Please indicate which illusions (if any) you would be interested in assisting virtually:

Sawing in half
Vertical sawing
Zig-zag Lady
Sword cabinet
Levitation
Mismade girl
Lady to tiger
Multified (cut in 7)
Buzz sawing in half
Decapitation
Disappearing
Shot from Cannon

Please indicate which illusions (again, if any) you would be interested in assisting in for real:

Sawing in half
Vertical sawing
Zig-zag Lady
Sword cabinet
Levitation
Mismade girl
Lady to tiger
Multified (cut in 7)
Buzz sawing in half
Decapitation
Disappearing
Shot from Cannon

Costume details:

For some people what is worn during a performance is very important. If this is the case you need to fill in the next section. If not check here

Assuming you do care please indicate your preferences for suggested costumes below: (higher the rating the more you think that's what your costume should be.)

Sparkly Bikini Bodysuit Fishnet Stockings Spangly Tights Ballgown Everyday Attire Naked

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If you had to pick one item to help you survive a performance what would it be and why?

Profile details:

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Yes.

No.

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