Fool! Fool! Whatever possessd you to get yourself into this situation? I'll tell you what it was, simple and sure ... .a woman! A strange and exotic and beautiful woman. She spoke of strange lands and colorful tales. Why didn't I just keep my mouth shut? No, not me. Not Ursid ... Ursid is legend! Idiot! She tells some half baked story of some event in a far off land, called Pampalona, or Pantalone or some such ... .of men who test their manhood by running with bulls down narrow streets ... and what do I do? Hell if I know ... .only here I am, and there they are ... .I bet those bulls she spoke of are only the size of gelcats!
Oh crap! Oooomf!
As I looked up from the ground, I saw the first rhino about three steps away ... Strange that my last thought would be what it was ... even if I survive being trampled by a stampede of rhinos, I'll be far to embarassed to ever add this story to my legend!
Well, second to last thought ... .this was going to hurt like hell ...
| Tuesday, September 30, 1997 |
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