10. I am not too old to go to the gym
9. Nicotine is not one of the four food groups
8. Knocking before entering is a good thing
7. The aliens aren't my friends
6. If it says "No Smoking," there's probably a good reason behind that
5. It won't kill me to be kind once in awhile
4. I will not play with matches
3. I will not kill my own son
2. One more kill will not get me the free book of collector matchsticks
1. Fox never did anything to me.