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Top Ten Reasons Tracy and Lacroix Would Make the Perfect Couple:
10)Vetter –does- mean cousin in German.
9)Trace is getting pretty good at dealing with arrogant authoritative males and ‘the crap she sometimes has to put up with.’
8)Tracy likes musicians; Lacroix plays the violin.
7)Lacroix pulls some manipulative crap, she’d tell him off.
6)Better than ‘Wine and honey’ it’s ‘Coffee and Chocolate!’
5)Vachon’s a slacker, at least Lacroix –has- a job!
4)Tracy already knows how and where to hide a body. (AtA)
3)A stake in the hand is worth two fangs in the neck.
2)Lacroix tries to get away with anything…Tracy pulls out the duffel bag o’ death
And the number one reason…
Boy would it ever piss Nick off!
Top Ten Places Tracy and Lacroix would go on a date:
10. Paris, just for the pure romance of it. 9. A hockey game, blood, blades, ice. What's not to love? 8. A private showing of Psycho. 7. Waltzing in a rose garden under a full moon. 6. To the Zoo, so they could look at all the cute little vampire bats. 5. First to the nearest Starbucks, then back to his place for a nightcap… 4. The Shakespeare Festival, probably to a performance of Macbeth or Othello. 3. Take a tour of a winery, or maybe an armory, maybe both! 2. Columbia, so he could get her 'the richest coffee in the world.' 1. A picnic under the stars, he could point out the constellations, she could twine flowers in his chest hair…and deflower him. **eg**
Top Ten places Tracy and LC could first meet:10) the 'dark side' IRC room
9) 'Bring Your Own Duffel' night at the Raven
8) meet the listeners night at CERK
7) 'Lather Night' at the Shampoo Room <eg>
6) The White Rose Cafe
5) Faubert Night at the Toronto Philharmonic
4) the gothic/industrial music section of Warehouse Records
3) Roman's Tattoo and Body Piercing shop
2) The weekly meeting of the "I hate whining" therapy group
and the number one spot Tracy and LC could meet... at a -really- realistic Renfaire!
Top Ten Drinks LC Would Buy for Tracy:
10) And Irish Coffee (no way he'd get her Spanish!) 9) Sex on the Beach 8) Bloody Mary 7) Tequila Sunset (cause sunrise would just suck) 6) Shotglass of Cherries (no wait, that's Miklos...) 5) Barq's (its got bite) 4) Jolt! (twice the caffeine) 3) White Russian (ep with LC dressed as Russian soldier in flashback) 2) Peach Schnapps ;-) and #1... well, let's just say she wouldn't be 'more of a day person' much longer ;-)
Top Ten Reasons Why LaCroix and Tracy Should Be Together (by Mir)10. He hunts for the kill.. she hunts for the coffee..
9. They secretly snuggle underneath the desk in the CERK Booth in the Raven
8. He's a Roman.. She's A Canadian
7. He commanded his Roman army.. she commanded her army of Coffee Beans
6. Nick burdens both of them
5. She's been a girl guide.. he's been a general..
4. They both wear a silver ring on their pinky fingers
3. He wears black leather armani-like suits.. she wears jeans and a t-shirt
2. When she was interrogating him in Ashes to Ashes, you just know she was sending "Signals"
1. They've smooched, kissed, pecked and frenched...
Top Ten Reasons Tracy and Lacroix Should Be Together (by Kathy Walsh)
10. His voice sends shivers down her spine9. They're both blondes
8. It would make Vachon jealous
7. It would make Nat jealous
6. It would make the Nick&NatPackers happy (And the Lonely Hearts, and....)
5. He wouldn't protect her (just to annoy Nick)
4. He could afford all those cappuccinos
3. We could have an FK movie: "An 'Officer' and a Gentleman" (Vachon is NOT a gentleman, no matter how charming)
2. Nick annoys the heck out of both of them, but they still love him (My tribute to the Night Shift ;))
1. One word -- ATTITUDE
