I was about to call her something that rhymes with "b*tch"
Hi, I'm Satan. Enjoy the film.
Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around. from MST3K: The Movie
What kind of sh*thole planet is this? from MST3K: The Movie
Not a joke, but an incredible simulation
The baby chicks are so soft and cuddly. And squishable.
There goes a stupid, stupid man.
I'll rip em apart!
I'm Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away. from Manos: The Hands of Fate
Torgo's theme from Manos: The Hands of Fate
Does this bug you? I'm not touching you...
That was a turd, wasn't it?
Really OLD teenagaers. from Teenagers from Outer Space
the Sodium song
SLEEEP!!!
Torgo's pizza delivery
Robot Roll Call
Hi. I'm Tom Servo. (woman in movie screams)
Mitchell (Shaft Parody) from Mitchell
Tommy, you quit warping space and time this instant.
Look, it's Tammy Fay Baker! It looks more like Robert Smith from the Cure. Looks like it needs the cure.
Weel, gentlemen, the US of A still makes the best d*mn sampos in the world and nothing's gonna change that!
Oh, look at this delicious dish! If food could talk, I wonder what this would say! BITE ME!
WOW! That's naughty.
Ow, my spine!
Joel, I'm pregnant with your child. (Joel does a spit take)
This is really weird.
So long, sucker.
Let me hear you spell "patronize"
Tell me again why they have an elaborate security system, but they dont lock anything?!? from Hobgoblins
They don't even have a twist tie on the door. from Hobgoblins
Nicknames for the hero from Space Mutiny
You're so gay.
I got it, I walk around totally naked holding a Big Gulp Terminator 2 glass.
Let's make smores later. Did you bring the kraut?
Your car won't start? You might be a redneck.
No! I saved your life! SHUT UP!!
You wouldn't know rabbit turds from rice krispies. Snap, crackle, poop. from Giant Spider Invasion
Air on a Delta Knight
How's that? It stinks.