-You always carry a stake in your sleeve, just in case.
-You never go out after sundown.
-If you do go out, it's always to hang around graveyards, empty factories or funky-lookin' mansions.
-You have dreams about Buffy.
-You're sure that you're the next Slayer.
-You never invite anyone into your house without throwing holy water at them first.
-You have a Buffy-related web-site.
-You make a list like this.
-You go cold turkey when you miss an episode.
-You never kill a boy on the first date.
-You're reading this list.
-You find yourself using Buffy-slang.
-You think that B-I-T-C-H spells 'bitca'.
-You walls are covered with Buffy-pictures.
-You know every episode by heart.
-You're just like me.
-You write Buffy-related FanFics.
-You always hang out at the school library 'cuz it's where all the action is.
-You find yourself calling your friends Buffy, Xander or any BtVS-character's name.
-You kick doors open.
-You would never wear anything that your favourite Buffy-character wouldn't wear.
-As far as you're concerned, Buffy and the Slayerettes are real people.
-You drive to California to see Sunnydale and meet the Scooby Gang. And when you find out that neither Sunnydale nor the Scoobies are real, you have a nervous breakdown.
-Your boyfriend's name is Angel.
-You're afraid of cheerleaders wannabes.
-You're afraid that you'll become a real fish if joining the sweam-team.
-You keep all your informations on yellow disks.
-You lock yourself in your room every time there's a Sadie Hawkins dance.
-You never go see the hyenas when you're at the zoo.
-You name your dolls.
-You avoid fraternity parties.
-You stay away from anyone called Spike or William.
-You never go to Parent/Teacher night.
-You try to kill people with your fingernails.

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