Welcome to the You will find all kind of goodies here. In fact, you might find more than you bargained for. But hey, this is, after all, a *theme* store. Dig in, friends!
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Do you need to drill a hole? In the wood, in the wall, in your car, in someone you don't like? Trust us: you will find nothing better than this charming
Milwaukee 0512-21 14.4 Volt Power-Plus(tm) 1/2" Driver/Drill Kit.
Do you need to start a fire? To keep someone warm or even just because you're a pyromaniac? We encourage you to buy this amazing
Seymour Manufacturing 30-050-12 Fire Box Firestarter.
Is your imaginary garden all safe and sound and properly watered? If your answer is no, consider this nice
Scotts Company 100402 Hose End Sprayer for Garden and Lawn.
Are you paranoid? Do you think you need to record dubious activities of various people who may be after you? Or perhaps, you're in surveillance business? Whatever the reasons, the only thing that will satisfy you is
Panasonic PV-DV910 Digital Palmcorder Camcorder.
Do you have a sick friend whose heart you need to break? Consider giving a little charming gift to them first, like this
Do you think Marita was making a fashion statement? Did you appreciate her look? Do you just want to be like her? Consider this amazing
On the same note, buy this cool
Clairol Hydrience Haircolor, Level 3, Black Pearl
Oh, you might need a prescription for these drugs, but consider how nice it would be to have them at your disposal! If you're having an anxiety attack, try some Valium and if you're planning to poison someone, there is the true and tried Capital/Codeine. Now, kids, remember the lethal dose and be careful! Don't leave that nasty evidence trail.
Of course, everyone who comes in this store needs to leave with a healthy dose of the antidote. You never know who will serve you coffee, after all. Try this
Good Sense Ipecac Syrup Emetic
Do you make it a habit to break glass and then pick up the pieces? You might be happy with this great product, just in case you want to save your hands from permanent damage:
Revlon Pointed Tip Deluxe Tweezer
An indispensable product! For all your bloody needs and deeds, take with you some of these
Do you look for spiders under your bed? Are those nasty bugs ticking you off? You can buy this neat-o thingy that might help you catch them!
WOODSTREAM M500 Victor Indoor Fly Trap
Ever wonder where we get our sick, sick, sick inspiration? Only from the classics, friends. There you will find things even more twisted. Here are just a few books we found rather helpful in creating The Fire Eaters:
Oedipus Plays of Sophocles,
MacBeth and Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
Don't forget to get some wonderful Starbucks coffee for the road! Just don't mix it with anything lethal. Unless you like to live dangerously, then who are we to stop you?
