FUNPAGE # 25



Added July 22, 2005!



More captions from 'readers'! My thanks to all who submitted their ideas to this latest funpage...




      • "Chakotay. My quarters. 1900 hours. Bring your toothbrush" (AerisM2000)

      • "What? A woman can't have two men?" (Mriana)

      • "What he can do with his that you can't do with yours is none of your damn business." (Kat Lady)

      • "Simon says hand on you left hip. Chakotay you're out."(Elem)

      • "You don't really believe I'm sleeping with him, do you, Chakotay?" (Katesfire)

      • "No, Kathryn, I'm not going to wear such a outfit and I'd never ever lean on a console in such a girly way. Now stop the puppy dog eyes!" (Constanze)

      • Tuvok:*The hands on hips are back in the fashion...Fascinating...* (SevenJetC)





      • "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kick you out the airlock..." (AerisM2000)

      • "You can't be serious!" (Mriana)

      • "So I bend over like this...and then what?" (Kat Lady)

      • "You are right -- one ear is higher than the other." (Elem)

      • *A tattoo above the left eye and he might look a little like Chakotay...* (Katesfire)

      • "You better keep looking into my eyes, mister!" (Constanze)

      • "Do you know that Chakotay's hobby is boxing?" (SevenJetC)





      • "Chakotay, why are you grinning like that?" (Mriana)

      • "Very funny, Chakotay. I know NOW that the punch was spiked. What I want to know is how you let me do the dance of the seven veils instead of the dying swan."(Kat Lady)

      • "Chakotay, does THIS face look like Tuvok going through the Pon farr? " (Elem)

      • *Mmm... a steaming hot bath... rose petals.... champagne... I'd suck the bubbles off of her... oh wait... what was she saying. Damn it... I gotta stop looking at her like that... * (Katesfire)

      • "Chakotay, you said the present was safe to be opened on the bridge! Now stop grinning!" (Constanze)

      • "Don't think that the dimples will save you, I KNOW you were staring at my butt...again!" (SevenJetC)





      • "OH MY GOD! What a chair! " (Mriana)

      • "Oh dear God...if only I'd known what that replicator could produce years ago. " (Kat Lady)

      • "Oh God Chakotay, put them back on, put them back on! " (Elem)

      • "OH! Chakotay! I didn't know it would be so BIG!" (Katesfire)

      • "What a nightmare: Neelix in the buff!" (Constanze)

      • "Chakotay, oh my god, what are you doing down there?" (SevenJetC)





      • "Last night with Kathryn was wonderful! Can't stop thinking about it! " (Mriana)

      • "Sorry Kathryn...but the Delaney sisters DID offer and... " (Kat Lady)

      • "I was doing so well and then my shoulders started glowing. " (Elem)

      • "Hmm. I wonder if she'd prefer rose scented oil or rose petals in that bath?" " (Katesfire)

      • *Broad shoulders, tattoo, crooked nose, hot lips, dimples - Kathryn won't be able to resist me.* (Constanze)

      • "*Look at the bun of steel...it's so loverly...* (SevenJetC)





      • "You just don't know how to handle women, especially a Klingon woman. " (Mriana)

      • "Mr. Paris is our resident expert on pornography. Ask him. " (Kat Lady)

      • "What do you say Tom, think I'll look good in that hat? "(Elem)

      • "You know, Paris, sometimes I just want to smack you." (Katesfire)

      • "Uhh, Tom, could you replicate me a cup of coffee, pleeeaaase?" (Constanze)

      • "What do you say, Tommy, you will get rid of the blue guy, I will get rid of Tuvok and we'll meet each other in my readyroom in five minutes...engage the private lock...and...you know..." " (SevenJetC)





      • " Chakotay: You, me, turbolift right now! " (Mriana)

      • "You can get that thing out of there NOW." (Kat Lady)

      • "Chakotay you have this enormous blackhead right on the end of your nose. " (Elem)

      • "Is he actually going to kiss me in this episode?" (Katesfire)

      • "Keep your hands of my butt, commander!" (SevenJetC)





      • Kathryn: I think we could do it here. " (Mriana)

      • "Ignoring me won't alter the fact that half the crew caught us humping like rabbits in the Jeffries Tubes. " (Kat Lady)

      • "Phew Chakotay, you couldn't have waited until we got out on the next floor. " (Elem)

      • *I wonder what the ceiling of the turbo lift would look like from that position...* (Katesfire)

      • "Ok, Chakotay, I will look at the ceiling and pretend I don't see you staring at my chest." (SevenJetC)





      • "I think I'd have more fun with Kathryn. " (Mriana)

      • "Stay with me here, Kathryn....almost there...almost there...ohhhh... " (Kat Lady)

      • "I could have sworn that was lip salve, not super glue. " (Elem)

      • "Real men don't cry" (Katesfire)

      • "At least they won't actually see the lipstick in the black & white picture." (Constanze)

      • "*Ummmm...strawberry lipgloss...yummy...* " (SevenJetC)





      • "Oh yeah! I'd have more fun with Kathryn. She's even better looking than Seska." (Mriana)

      • "And you insert this device where? And it what? And you and Janeway have been...?" (Kat Lady)

      • "Here we go Chakotay I found your hair dye." (Elem)

      • "Spirits, Seska really is a B****! What did I ever see in her anyway?" (Katesfire)

      • "And this thing transfers Kazon hairstyle genes!?!" (Constanze)

      • Chakotay: "Cardassian contraception? No wonder you had 14 siblings." (kmfan)

      • "What do you mean 'Your pregnancy test is positive.' Is it some kind of Cardassian joke?!" (SevenJetC)







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