(Most definitely rated NC-17!)

A couple of my 'friends' have passed along the following pictures that,
for some reason or another, have reminded them (or others) of this story...
I can't imagine why! [weg]

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A fine fiddle by an anonymous 'artist'

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Another friend sez that this tomato is growing in her garden... hmmm!

Tomato -- View #1

Tomato -- View #2