A Bad Day
Hello, hi, and how are you?
You would never guess what happened today
I was just sitting at Micky D's
And this girl asked for my keys
What was I to do, she was hot
Today was the most messed up day of my life
It cut my like a cool sharp knife
But I got through it
And I pray I never have to relive it
So anyways, like I was saying
She took my car, and I just sat
And pretty soon this large man came to beat me with his bat
Well, what did I do, I got the fuck out of there
Maybe that was his girl, why should I care
She took my car, but I thought she was playing
Holy shit, this day was screwed up
Everyone messed with me today, and I got punched in the nut
Yes nut, the other was removed earlier
I was kicked by a wild deer
After I lost the bat man
Some guy hit me with a can
Not a pop can, a garbage can
I fell to the ground and screamed
What the hell!! Dude I'm gettig reamed
Well at least the day is over
Just the night now, then my trouble is over
Hopefully I can make it through
I have to, nothing else to do
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Last Updated 2-28-99