The Book of Joe

Welcome to "Quotes from The Book of Joe" These are some serious and not so serious quotes from said book, I hope you enjoy.

"And thus spake the lord, Do not frost thine cake until it hath baked."
"I'm sorry, What?"
"As it is written, so shall it be"
"Those girls smell really fruity"
"Can of food or are you asking?"
"The world isn't crying for you"
"It won't do you any good to scream"
"You should have slapped her"