Here's how the whole ordeal started. A long long time ago, things and stuff were best friends. Things and stuff used to do a lot of things and stuff together. But one day, things and stuff didn't do anything. Only stuff. Stuff was content as usual, but things was outraged, because things wanted to do things. So things took all his stuff and threw it out. So stuff took all his things and threw them out, too.
This only made things worse, because if he was just outraged before, now he was totally out of control in his anger. Things started to steal stuff from stuff, and began to make a huge castle from the stolen stuff. Eventually stuff was able to get authorities to prevent more stuff from being stolen, but it was too late. There was now a huge castle of stuff with things inside.
Unable to get any of his stuff back, stuff began to collect things. After a while, he had a lot of things. To show off his things, stuff opened a museum. Many people came to the museum to see things. Things did not like stuff's museum, though. Things only liked his own things. He didn't want anyone to see things that weren't things'. So one night, things came to the museum and did wierd things to it. People didn't like the museum anymore because of things' wierd things. Stuff was crushed.
And so that is how the battle stands now. What will happen next? Will stuff find something to get back at things? Will things crush stuff even more? Or will things and stuff make up and be friends again?