A lonely Amish Monkey
The lonley amish monkey Part 1
There once was a monkey named fred
He was lonely, amish, and would soon be dead
He spoke to the trees
got on his knees
and shot himself in the head
The lonley amish monkey Part 2
We come upon our hapless hero dead in the forest
He shot himself because he thought the chicken came before us
We woke him with our power
and explained to him that now was the hour
Fred the lonely amish monkey got up with glee
He said you're right death isn't for me
The lonley amish monkey Part 3
The monkey started to walk away
What was that task he started to say
but before he could finish
the aliens saw his blemish
and zapped him into his final rest
because fred the monkey had large flabby man breasts
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