This bit of madness insued when one of us asked the rest of us, "How do you know you're a bonified member of The Group?" This list will be added to as new responses are made. Raven "Keeper of the Lists" Dunn

Group Members: Have a new one? send it to Raven.

Monica:
You know you're a member of The Group when you own at least one bottle of message oil, and carry it around in hopes that you can strip half-naked and get a message from Raven.

Christy:
I'm going to insult everybody, so keep your pants on:

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you can recite every Doug story in Doug's voice, and you've only met him twice.

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you no longer feel sympathy with Bonnie's whining (sorry Bonnie!).

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you give up wondering how much Morgan spends a year at the Gap.
Raven:
You know I never really thought about this before... But now that you mention it. LOL. ;P

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you know better than to sit next to Monica in a movie theater during a movie you think you'll like.
Raven:
Oh Hell Yes!
Monica:
:::Cartman Voice On::: Hey! Screw you guys! Seriously! :::Cartman Voice Off:::

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you actually get Mike to talk to you for more than fifteen seconds.
Raven:
It's not being introverted. It's called "being discerning".

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you aren't bothered by Raven groping, kissing, propositioning, or snuggling you.
Jenny:
Or,in fact, return it.
Raven:
Hey! I resemble that remark! But admit it, I give good cuddle!
Monica:
Not to mention massages!
Jenny:
Huzzah! :)
Monica:
Great. Now I *really* want to go to Ren Faire. . .

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you can read and understand Andrew's emails.
Raven:
Even when he wrote them late at night and doped up to high heaven. It's our own personal code. "Andrew speak"! (New name for the thanks list: Andrew "The chicken quacks at midnight" Ramos. :)
Monica:
The day Andrew actually learns to use a spell-check will be a day of mourning for many. . .

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group if you've seen Garrett more than three times in your whole life.
Raven:
Where is that boy? (Does this remind anyone else of Where's Waldo??)
Jenny:
Sorting out his life.
Monica:
Just like everyone else here. . .

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when Chris sends you a really nifty mix tape of spiffy songs.
Raven:
I'll let 'im know you care. :)
Monica:
And the reason he's never sent me one is. . . ?
Raven:
You never asked. (You gotta ask nice, and it's a good idea to say thank you, they take a long time to mix.)

Christy:
You also know you're a member of The Group when someone takes that mix tape and doesn't return it for six months.
Raven:
ROFL
Monica:
Guilty as charged. :)

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when Christy, for the eightieth time, proclaims how much she wants to step into her fantasy universe,and you patiently let her continue her sick delusion.
Raven:
I'll give you this, at least when you're honest you're fair about it. Nice self-truth!
Monica:
But I actually *like* it when Christy goes on about her universe! What does that say about me, I wonder?

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you can name all of the characters and the actors who play them on a show you don't even watch...
Raven:
True, true.

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when Christy slams you - she wouldn't do it if she didn't care.
Raven:
My turn: You know you're a member of The Group when Christy slams you and you don't mind. (all that much ;).
Monica:
Or think it's hysterically funny.
Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you realize that Morgan is the only person who knows what the hell we're doing on a given weekend.
Raven:
Situation normal.
Monica:
Oh yeah.

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you get a coveted middle name, ie, 'Andrew "The Hands" Ramos'.
Raven:
... And is one that you think *everyone* should know to boot, cause it's just such a cool story. (A name given in love, with the slightest hint of derision for flavor.)
Jenny:
Uh, I think I missed it.
Monica:
Actually, I nominate that Andrew's new nickname either be "The Tongue" or "Mac-Daddy." Those of you who were at the New Year's Eve party know what I'm talking about. . . What's my nickname?
Raven:
hmmm. You're the one that usually picks out the names. I propose Monica "Now *I* feel inadaquate" Hewitt : For Sean's response to going bodice shopping with you.

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you give up hope that Bonnie will ever clean her room.
Raven:
Nope never gonna happen. :)
Jenny:
Have faith, I've seen it.

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you give up hope that Morgan will ever *mess up* her room.
Raven:
Yeah, what the hell!

Raven:
My turn again: You know you're a member of The Group when you can guestimate how busy Raven's been in the theater by the depth of the refuse on her floor.

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you get a quote on Monica's quote list.
Raven:
I really think we should rename those. I'm the one who does all the work... ;)
Monica:
Yeah. But it's on *my* page, monkey-girl! And it was *my* idea!

Christy:
You know you're a member of The Group when you've slept on the floor of everybody's house at least once.
Raven:
Well yes, there is that.

Raven:
You know you're a memeber of The Group when: You plan to leave an hour early, becasue you know no matter what you do, you'll still be half an hour late.
Monica:
:::Monica buries her face in her hands in silent laughter, nodding in embarrassed agreement.:::
Jenny:
*Jen stifles a belly-laugh so as not to disturb the other innocent creatures in the computer lab *

Morgan:
You know you're a member of the group when Christy gives you legal advice.

Christy:
And last, and admittedly least, because I can't think of any more clever "You know you're.."s :
You know you're a member of The Group when you snicker at "You know you're... "s, and can write your own!
Raven:
Whoo Hoo! I'm in!

Jenny:
Just one final comment: "groupcest"
Monica:
Groupcest? Jenny, honey, you really should have been at Rema's party. You would have had a ball. (Get your minds out of the gutter, I was using the other meaning of that word!)

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