Greetings from Captain Kraggy twistai-Trukkin, Leader of the Klingon Floral Fleet and Ship Commander of the Imperial Floral Vessel "Dimples". You have crossed into a alternate timeline dimension with unique standards when it comes to Klingons.
When the Empire started it's conquest of space, many other races fell. The Romulans, Andorians, Tellerites, Tholians, Gorn, Ferengi, Cardassians sucummed, even the Klingons. Not all Klingons were wiped out, but extreme psychological damage was done to those who remained. Aspects of Klingon nature, arose that were the far extreme for Klingon behavior.
Those who survived joined under the banner of one of the most flambouyent Klingons that escaped the Empire's original onslaught. Formally known as Capt. Kragtowl sutai-Trekkan, he became known to the Empire as Capt. Kraggy twistai-Trukkin. As leader of the remaining Klingon forces, he founded the Klingon Floral Fleet which acts a privateer fleet harrassing the Empire at every opportunity. Aboard his vessel the IFV Dimples, he continues his mission to spread the concept of Floral arrangements throughout the universe and antagonize his arch nemesis, Jerk off, er.... Jame T. Kirk of the I.S.S. Enterprise.
Accused of starting the Klingon rage in St. Louis at my first Archon, I noticed the following year that Klingons abound but with a macho attitude. Not liking this concept and being a avid fan of the Mirror, Mirror episode from the Original series of Star Trek created the concept of Capt. Kraggy. I wondered if the Federation was known as the Empire, what were the Klingons like? I figured they would have developed into a Privateer race being a thorn in the Empire's side. Twisting this concept a bit further with Capt. Kraggy by turning him into a Bi-Sexual Bucanneer Klingon.
Upon entering the masquerade at Archon and winning the Masters Division, Capt. Kraggy continued his role-playing against the macho attitude Klingons. Since most of these Klingon knew my alter ego as an Admiral of KAG, they did not know how to react when Kraggy approached them. Actual fear was seen in the eyes of these individuals and some ran away, not knowing how to confront the situation.
The character won many numerous awards at other conventions but his greatest achievement was when he inducted into the "Sick Pups" at World Con in Chicago in 1995. I also hold the distinction of being the first Sick Pup announced at a World Con.
When the mood hits me, I bring Kraggy out at a convention to have fun and others have joined this perverted but humorous concept, thus truely establishing the Klingon Floral Fleet! Joining the Floral Fleet is as simple as contacting me but it requires an open mind and a great desire to have fun!
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MALES |
FEMALES |
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Uniforms |
Choose a color other than gray, black or brown and design to resemble a Klingon style uniform. One color should dominate the uniform style. |
Choose either black or white in leather, lace or vinyl with a Klingon flair |
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Attitude (See "Caution Notice" below!) |
Should be very carefree and flighty! |
Should be very dominant, to the point of being macho! |
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Accessories |
Ornate, different and unique |
Optional: Whips, chains and etc... |
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Weapons |
Feather dusters and Chinese YoYos and maybe a special weapon |
Is there really any needed? |
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