Season One!


    Episode:             Title:                       Dialogue:

Deep Throat

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Scully: If I were that stoned...

Mulder: Ooh!  If you were that stoned, what?


Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy.

Scully: Mulder, you're crazy.

Jersey Devil

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Scully: Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman.

Shadows

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Mulder: Paramedics check you out?

Scully: Yeah, I'm fine, athough I do have a standing-in-line-at-the-DMV sized headache.

Mulder: Mine's more IRS-sized.  

Fire

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Mulder: I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.

Scully: Oh, is that what you were extending?


Scully: So, Sherlock, is the game afoot?

Mulder: Fraid so, Watson.

Beyond the Sea

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Scully: You set us up.  You're in on this with Lucas Henry. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away.  Well I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good you son of a bitch!!

Boggs: Dana...(begins to speak as Mulder) You're the one that believed me.

Scully: No!  No I do not believe you!

Boggs: You don't believe me.  Maybe you'll believe yourself.


Mulder: Dana, after all you've seen...after all the evidence...why can't you believe?

Scully: I'm afraid.  I'm afraid to believe.

E.B.E.

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Scully: I don't know how you can think that what they say is even remotely plausible.

Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.

Darkness Falls

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Mulder: Rugged manly men in the full bloom of their manhood.

Scully: Right, but what am I looking for?

Mulder: Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely...boyfriend?


Scully: So you suspect what?  Bigfoot?

Mulder: Not likely.  That's a lotta flannel to be choking down, even for bigfoot.

Tooms (Squeeze 2)

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Mulder: You could be in trouble just sitting in this car.  And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me.

Scully: Fox...

Mulder: <laughs> I--I even made my parents call me Mulder.  Mulder.

Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.

Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag...could be love.

Scully: Must be fate, Mulder.  Rootbeer. <Mulder goes 'Oh!'>  You're delirious...go home and get some sleep.

Roland

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Mulder: How was the wedding?

Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?

Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet?

Scully: Maybe.


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