Megatron: Megatron Terrorize |
Megatron: A little more torment I think first. Yes. |
Megatron: Oh, a treacherous, under-handed sneak attack! *chuckles* I like you pussycat. Yes. |
Megatron: Loser |
Megatron: What do you say? Dinobot: *chuckles* EAT SLAG! |
Terrorsaur: Bah, bah, bah, yelp! Megatron: Well leader, how shall we respond? Terrorsaur: M-M-Megatron? You will allow me to lead? |
Waspinator: *makes funny noises* Destroy all auto-bots-bot-bots-bots *makes more funny noises*. Megatron: Waspinator, what are you buzzing about!? Waspinator: Waspinator? Negative-negative-negative. I am Shrapnel, Decepticon her-o-o-o-o. Blackarachnia: Shrapnel? That's a Decepticon from the Great War three centuries ago. He's wacko. Waspinator: Wacko? No. Wonko. Wonko the sane!! *punches his own head* |
Megatron: Idiot! What have you done!? Waspinator: The idiot does not responded. Idiot is cozzzmotose. |
Megatron: Oh, I like him. Yessss. |
Megatron: Quickly! Damage Report! Waspinator: Moderate. Waspinator in pain, but still functional. Megatron: Not you imbecile. The COMPUTER! |
Blackarachnia: Why do you always talk to yourself? Megatron: Oh I just have a penchant for intelligent conversation. |
Waspinator: Not fair. Waspinator always get slag assignments. Megatron: May I remind Waspinator that the current cease fire applies only reference to Maximals. Waspinator: Waspinator go. |
Megatron: Brilliant! They're causing a chain reaction which will rip this planet to atoms, and destroy all traces of them. Simply to deal with us. What sheer ruthlessness. What disregard for sentient life. I rather like these aliens. |
Megatron: Yes, I am good aren't I? |
Megatron: New packaging. Same product. Losers. |
Megatron: I wish the enemy destroyed quickly and with out mercy. And would anyone else like to object? Quickstrike: Well, I... Megatron: Yes? Quickstrike: Uh, does it all have to be quick. Cause once we cripple them, I kinda like to enjoy their suffering for awhile. Megatron: I like how you think, Quickstrike. |
Megatron: We have no time for Maximals. Blackarachnia: When do we ever? Except for maybe that hunky, silver... |
Megatron: Waspinator, salvage Inferno. Waspinator: Ooooo Inferno blow up; Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up; nobody salvage, ooooo. Why universe hate Waspinator? |
Megatron: Ours for the asking. Quickstrike: We ain't gonna ask are we? How's about we just blast our way in there and slag everybody and TAKE IT!? Megatron: Um, okay. |
Megatron: *weakly* Re-treat. |
Waspinator: Waspinator to Megatron. Waspinator has female fleshy bot, but their is problem. Megatron: She better not be injured. Waspinator: No. She injuring Waspinator. Megatron: Ah, situation normal then. |
Megatron: Triumph is before me! Rattrap: And the rat is behide ya. |
Megatron: Whatever. |
Waspinator: Oh Megatron. What should we do? What should we do? Megatron: Abandon base. |
Megatron: And as it were a great mountain raging with fire, arose from the sea. |
Megatron: And there came a hero who said 'Hurt not the earth, nor the seas, nor the very fabric of time'. But the hero would not prevail. Optimus: Nor would he surrender. |
Megatron: And the stone of their protection shall rise upward forever and ever. As they who live in war as beasts, confront their final cycle. |
Megatron: I am your master. I am your creator. Dinobot: And I have my honour. |
Megatron: Oh, well, let's have it. The usual destiny and honour speech. Optimus: Speech this. |
Megatron: Let's start with the Beast Wars. They're over. You lost. |
Optimus: What is this place? Megatron: You might call it my throne room, Optimus Primal. |
Megatron: Or are you afraid? Rattrap: I ain't afraid of nothin'. |
Megatron: *sighs* So this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a ??? rodent. |