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{Cue "Gimme the Prize" by Queen as the screen shows a swirling
mass of gas in outer space. The mass solidifies into a planet and
the camera shot zooms down thru the cooling mass of the newly
formed planet. As the camera reaches the molten surface, a molten
figure emerges from the bubbling lava, quickly cooling into "War
Machine" Greg Gardner.
As lightning racks the planet and heavy downpour turns into a new
ocean, three figures emerge from the surf ... lightning flashes
once again ... and they are revealed to be Tamara, Perry, and
Tyler: The Toxic Twins.
The camera angles towards a distant mountain that begins to
tremble from an earthquake, sending slabs of stone tumbling to
the ground below. As each slab falls, another AWI Superstar is
revealed: "El Scorpion" Carlos Mendoza, "Trouble Maker" Ken
Mischief, The Fallen Angel, The Crystal Crow, and finally Danny
Boy McGill.
The scene changes to a shot of all the AWI superstars lined up as
to do battle on the still cooling surface, when another
earthquake hits and a huge barrier erects itself between them.
Atop the barrier is AWI World Champion John Robertson with a look
of smugness on his face. The camera pans backwards to reveal the
barrier is truly a logo:}
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[Garcia]
HELLOOOOOOOO AWI FANS!!! Welcome to your second helping of AWI
ARMAGEDDON!!! I'm your host Raul Garcia Jr. Alongside with your
co-host Chris Hairie and on the spot analysist Stephen Augustus.
Tonight's show comes at you live from the Delta Center. Home of
the defending Western Conference Champions the Utah Jazz!!!
{HUGE crowd pop for the hometown}
[Augustus]
An incredible crowd for what promises to be an incredible show
tonight.
[Garcia]
No doubt Stephen as we have on the slate for you tonight the
winner of the Spring Stampede, "Troublemaker" Ken Mischief.
[Hairie]
You know he's gonna be out to make some trouble for anybody who
steps in his way! That boy don't discriminate, he hates
EVERYBODY!
[Garcia]
In addition to Ken Mischief, we have two firsts on Armageddon
tonight. Our first ever ladies match, featuring the likes of
"Blue Ribbon" Dorothy Gayle, as she takes on the enigma herself
... Sarah Victory.
[Augustus]
Unless we get some outside interference, this should be a great
match up against to very evenly matched competitors. I have to
favor Gayle myself, since she's more of the traditional wrestler.
[Hairie]
Tradition? Oh, BITE ME!!! Sarah Victory's got more moves than a
Jackie Chan flick! The "Blue Streak" is at the /end/ of her
streak if you ask me.
[Garcia]
And finally our other first on Armageddon ... a tag team match up
between the new kids on the block, if you will, and some guys
who've been around the block. The Mississippi Mob takes on the
likes of Perry and Tyler Toxic, better known as the Toxic Twins.
Your take Stephen?
[Augustus]
Normally I'd go with the experienced team here, but I think the
Mob has a solid make up. They've got the ground attack in the
Riverboat, and the air attack in the Mississippi Kid. They
*might* have what it takes to keep the Twins off balance long
enough to pull the upset here tonight.
[Hairie]
BULL! Perry and Tyler have Tamara, The Extreme Prejudice Tour,
and two cans off 'whup butt' up their sleeves. I predict the
Twins in round five.
[Augustus]
Round five?
[Hairie]
Yeah. 'Round five minutes the match should be over.
[Garcia]
Fans we're heading to our first commercial break and...
{"Walk This Way" by Aerosmith cranks up and the Toxic Twins
explode through the curtains, as Tamara follows. The fans start
to boo loudly as the Toxics show off their Extreme Prejudice
Tour t-shirts to the camera. Tamara grabs a mic and walks up
the steps to the ring apron, where Perry Toxic holds the ropes
open for her to pass through.}
[Hairie]: Commercial nothing!!! Hold that spot until the
pregame highlights end ... {dreamily} Man oh man! Tamara
is soooooo hot...
[Garcia]: Careful. That could land you a lawsuit.
[Augustus]: Guys -- shhhh.
[Tamara]
I bet you idiots didn't expect to see me tonight. Rictor may be
out of the AWI, but the mouthpiece of the Extreme Prejudice Tour
is in the house and ready to cause some trouble.
{The fans start a "Rictor Sucks" chant, which seems to upset
Tamara.}
[Tyler]
Hey ... shut the hell up! If you've got something to say, why
don't you come into the ring and say it, smartass!
{A few fans in the front row start to jump the rail, but
security holds them back as Tyler steps through the ropes and
tells security to let them through.}
[Tamara]
No ... no ... no ... we don't need to warm up on misguided fans.
We've got the Mississippi Mob later on tonight. But if any of you
fat, drunk, genetic misfits want to take a shot at the two most
dangerous men in the AWI, well the line starts at the ladies
room.
[Perry]
Tamara, let's just focus on why we're here. The Extreme Prejudice
Tour is in high gear, but we had a little setback when Rictor
Showtime got bounced out of the AWI by Danny Boy McGill. Hey
Danny, how would you like it if I {*beep*}slapped /YOUR/ main
squeeze out of the AWI?
{The chants of "Danny Boy" pick up across the crowd.}
[Perry]
He's not even in the building, so give it a rest morons! As I
was saying, Extreme Prejudice is in high gear even though we have
had our share of setbacks. Tonight we change all that. Tell 'em
about it, Tyler.
[Tyler]
Mississippi Mob ... you weren't {*beep*} when you got here, you
ain't {*beep*} now that you've been here for a month, and you're
just the first of many teams we plan to {*beep*} in the near
future!
[Tamara]
You see, my boys are primed for a title run. Personally, they
don't care if it's the AWI World Tag Team titles, the North
American titles or those nice, shiny SWA Tag Team titles that the
Honor Guard just won. Honor Guard, you /BETTER/ beat those USeW
rejects, the Maniacal Mimes at Interfed Invasion because having
to take time away from our AWI beatdown schedule to win those
belts just ticks Perry and Tyler off.
{The fans boo like crazy, as Honor Guard signs pop up throughout
the crowd.}
[Tamara]
Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... I know you jerks want to see Chad
Swayze or some other misfortunate loser give Ken Mischief a
beating, so I'll close up with the following statement: the
Extreme Prejudice Tour has raked up quite a bit of money and wins
for my boys. So much so that I'm thinking about bringing the tour
to the AWI singles division.
[Perry]
That's right. We're looking for a roughest, toughest, S.O.B. in
the AWI to join our little adventure, but since /WE/ fit that
bill, we're willing to keep our options open. So if anyone wants
the honor of making it to the top of the AWI on /OUR/ coattails,
give Tamara a call and we'll give you a try out. If you pass, and
Tyler doesn't want to slap you into next week, we might offer you
a contract. Tyler, tell them the number.
[Tyler]
It's 1-888-555-USeW. Don't {*beep*} up and call us collect! That
pisses me off! Let's get outta here!
{The crowd boos like crazy and starts hurling trash as Tamara and
the Toxic Twins leave the ring.}
[Garcia]: I guess now we can to go to commercial?
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AWI Spring Stampede- If you missed it, buy the video!!! ... I am
Justin Leon ... uh, Tiger Woods:) ... Coming soon to a theatre
near you "Mimic". I think it's about killer roaches that can
morph into humans, go see it ... "Extreme Prejudice Tour 97!" Get
your t-shirt today! Only $15.95 if you order before the match.
Afterwards it's back up to $25.95!!! CALL!!!
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{"Here Comes Trouble" by Bad Company??? blares over the
loudspeakers as Ken Mischief makes his way to ringside. The crowd
shows him no love as they shower him with boos.}
[Hairie]
Hey! Who're you picking to be the singles man on the Extreme
Prejudice Tour? I got twenty that says he's the man.
[Augustus]
Okay! You know what happened to Rose and Jordan ...
[Garcia]
Alright fans we're back and set for our first match up tonight.
Fresh off his Stampede Battle Royal victory, Ken Mischief
looking to make a showing tonight on Armageddon.
[Augustus]
Mischief never really has much to say, but he definitely lets
his actions speak volumes about what's on his mind.
[Hairie]
And by the look in his eyes he's thinking somewhere along the
lines of ohhhhh ... VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER!
[Garcia]
There's the bell! And Mischief out of the gates quickly! He
grabs Big Mike Farrell and shoves him into the corner ... and
starts pounding away with right hands and clubbing forearms ...
[Hairie]
So much for a technical showcase here. Somebody get ready to call
911. Man these guys really take that Armageddon name serious.
[Garcia]
... now Mischief kicking Farrell unmercifully in the midsection
... Mischief now dragging Farrell to the center of the ring ...
and just plants him with a DDT! Picks Farrell up again ... and
ANOTHER DDT!!!
[Augustus]
Man. I think he's got a headache thiiiis big ...
[Hairie]
And it's got "Troublemaker" Ken Mischief written ALLLLLL over
it!
[Garcia]
Mischief just brutalizing his man now. Cinches on a front
facelock ... into a snap suplex. Picks him up ... irish whip
... and a crushing side slam by Mischief. Talk about telling
everyone to sit up and take notice without saying a word.
[Augustus]
I think Mischief is sending out a message to a certain group of
people called AWI champions. I can only hope they're listening,
or in this case watching.
[Hairie]
I wanna see if Mischief can put him thru the mat. COME ON KEN!!!
PLANT THAT SUCKER LIKE A POST!!!
[Garcia]
And Mischief hoists Farrel up ... looks like a piledriver ...
NO!!! What an AWESOME Powerbomb!!! Did you see the HEIGHT on
that!?
[Augustus]
I'm pretty sure Farrell did. Mischief is without a doubt an
incredible physical specimen with the demeanor of a bulldozer.
[Hairie]
Could you imagine this guy with the Toxic Twins? MAN!!! How much
violence would they allow before "Armaggedon" became the first
PPV weekly series in televison history!?
[Garcia]
Mischief now looking around the arena ... he picks Farrell up and
irish whips him to the ropes ... here it comes ... and it's ...
[Augustus & Hairie]
BIIIIIIIG TROUBLE!!!
[Garcia]
AND THERE'S THE TILT-A-WIRL BACKBREAKER!!! Did you guys plan
that?
[Augustus]
No we didn't. But it *was* kinda cool actually.
[Hairie]
You know Augustus. You ain't a bad guy. I could start like you as
long we keep the same views.
[Garcia]
Imagine that ... and Ken Mischief stands victorius in the ring
over a down and /completely/ out Mike Farrell. WOW! Talk about
strength and power.
[Augustus]
It should be pretty interesting to see how John Robertson handles
this young powerhouse in his next title match. I think I'd put
Mischief in that "one to watch" category.
[Hairie]
I just throw him that category labeled, "Caution: Do not open
this can of whup butt until the bell sounds," myself.
[Garcia]
Alrighty then. Folks we're going to our second commerical break,
and when we return we'll have words from Sarah Victory leading up
to our first ever ladies match on ... ARMAGEDDON!!!
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Voiceover: The Stealth bomber (picture of F117A Stealth fighter
taking off comes on screen) Made with the strongest and lightest
titanium alloys, able to fly at supersonic speeds. The master of
the air for the U.S. Armed forces.
The War Birds: (video of the WarBirds in various matches,
including one of B-52 doing a plancha on his opponent) A tag-team
in a class all its own when it comes the combination of size,
strength and aerial flight. The masters of the air in the AWI.
The Big Bertha War Bird. from Callaway Golf. Made from the same
advanced alloys that created the Stealth Bomber. Just as big and
bad on the golf course as the WarBirds are in the ring.
{cut to Falcon and B-52 on the tee with the Big Bertha in hand.
Falcon hits a spectacular drive.}
[B-52]
Awesome power!
[Falcon]
The Big Bertha War Bird from Callaway Golf. The dominant force in
golf today!
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{Open on Sarah Victory, dressed in her ring attire, watching
Jerry Straite's comments from the previous Armageddon.}
[Jerry]
In any case I made it back up here, shortly after the mildly
misnamed Spring Stampede. Hell of a time, eh? Toe *great*
women's matches! Ladies, I salute you. Interesting, though,
to watch how much Sarah Victory seemed to be involved in
the matches ... and for all that, she never really *did*
anything.
{The monitor goes black.}
[Sarah Victory]
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Jerry, Robbie is right ... you /are/ a geezer. Not only that, but
your eye sight and memory seem to be going as well. Those of us
that were paying attention, rather than going to K-Mart, looking
for a good deal on leather belts, would have noticed that I
wasn't involved in the matches because I wasn't supposed to be. I
didn't run down with the aforementioned belt and try to
interfere, or try to keep someone from participating. No, Suzi-Q
O'Malley decided that my participation was neccessary in her
friend Blackthorne's match. I was scouting future opponents, and
she cheapshotted me...
{The monitor shows a replay from Spring Stampede:}
[HR]
SUSAN O'MALLEY JUST "CLUSTERBOMB" CLOTHESLINED SARAH
VICTORY!!!
[MAJ]
Typical actions for a thug like O'Malley ... Victory had
done nothing as yet ...
[PS]
What's that old saying? Do unto others BEFORE they do unto
you.
[HR]
Blackthorne picks up Marayuma with an armbar and DROPS her
with a savate kick!!! O'Malley with a belly to belly on
Victory as the Ringmaster goes for a chair.
{The tape jumps ahead.}
[HR]
... O'Malley blindsided from behind by a Sarah Victory
roundhouse!!!
[MAJ]
Just desserts ... O'Malley attacked Victory without
provocation ... now she is reaping the reprocussions of
her actions.
[HR]
Maruyama with a hard karate chop on Blackthorne ... she
pulls Blackthorne over by the ringside steps ... SARAH
VICTORY JUST AXE KICKED SUSAN O'MALLEY!!!
{The screen goes blank.}
[Sarah]
And Jerry, as for me not doing anything, it would seem I took
some of the best shots Susan O'Malley had to offer, and got right
back up. She stayed down when I hit her. However, I was taught to
respect my elders, and so I have been thinking about trying to
talk Otto Verhoeven into letting Nurse Heidi come over and take
care of you every so often ... you know, change your Depends,
help you with your dentures, that sort of thing.
As for tonight, after weeks of her ducking me, I finally have
"Blue Streak" Dorothy Gayle in another match. I'll admit you beat
me once. That was a fluke, but lightning will not strike twice.
However, an Axe kick, just might. Tonight, hayseed, I'm going to
kick you so hard, you'll think you're in Oz.
{Sarah smiles at the camera as it fades out.}
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[Alan Kinsman]
Our next contest is one fall with a ten minute time limit ...
weighing in at 134 lbs, she is "Blue Ribbon" Dorothy Gayle!!!
{Heavy crowd pop for the bright eyed country girl as she makes
her way to ringside slapping hands and smiling all the way.}
Her opponent ... weighing in at 128 lbs, she is Sarah Victory!!!
{Boos rain down on Victory as she proceeds to ringside with a
stern look of contempt on her face for Dorothy Gayle.}
Your referee for this bout is Piotr Young.
{DING}
[Garcia]
And there's the bell!
[Hairie]
You know I hate to rain on your parade, but I think everyone and
there dog hears that little ding and recognizes it as the bell!
[Garcia]
Both participants circling each other cautiously ... Victory
feints a karate kick to ward off a charging Gayle ...
[Augustus]
That's enough to keep me away. We saw what she did to Susan
O'Malley during the Tokyo Street Fight.
[Hairie]
Serves the big thug right! That's what she gets for-- HEY!!!
Here comes Robbie Stevens!!! Dude you /RULE/!!! Grab a seat man!
{Switch to the announcer's table, where Robbie Stevens has made an
appearance, and is sitting down, adjusting a headset.}
[Augustus]
So much for *our* budding friendship.
[Robbie Stevens]
Why thank you. I figured since I am such an authority on martial
arts, I *AM* a 104th degree black belt, that I should help you
guys call this match since it involves a fellow martial artist,
Sarah Victory.
[Garcia]
... both women still cautious ... and Victory lunges at Gayle ...
who responds with a hip toss!
[Hairie]
Where's that card. Where's that card! WHERE'S THAT CARD!!!
[Garcia]
... Gayle going for another hip toss ... but Victory counters it
and responds with a claw!
[Stevens]
I don't know why they let Gayle on TV. I mean, she sets a bad
example for today's youth.
[Augustus]
What makes you say that?
[Stevens]
Someone who's in a gang shouldn't be on TV.
[Hairie]
A gang?
[Stevens]
Yeah, she's in one of those hillbilly gangs. I think she's either
one of the Hatfields or the McCoys. I can't tell.
[Augustus]
Looks like Victory has her opponent scouted pretty well thus far.
That hip toss is one of Gayle's favorite maneuvers, and she
already has figured out a way to neutralize it.
[Garcia]
Gayle manages to escape ... but Victory nails her with a quick
karate punch ... Dorothy responds with an irish whip ... followed
by an incredible leg lariat ...
[Hairie]
She can hit me in the face with her thigh anytime!
[Augustus]
That's twice now Hairie. Three strikes and you're out!
[Garcia]
... Gayle going for an armdrag ... but again Victory has her
scouted and blocks her ... and returns fire with a vicious
spinning back fist!
[Stevens]
Or as we martial artist like to call it: The Urken ... or the
Guile Punch.
[Augustus]
It looks as if Victory is true to her word when it comes to
scouting matches. She has matched Gayle move for move and
defended herself quite well.
[Garcia]
Not well enough as Gayle nails her with a knee lift ... and back
to the hip toss ... and ANOTHER hip toss!
[Stevens]
Is that the only move Jethrine Bodine knows, a hip toss?
{The camera cuts to a aisle where Jessica Perkins can be seen
walking down towards ringside.}
[Hairie]
DAMMIT!!! WHERE'S THAT CARD!!! She must have dropped it! {shuffling}
Excuse me Robbie! I'm going to look for it under the table!
[Augustus]
The lunatic is on the grass. There's someone in my head, but
it's not me.
[Garcia]
One more-- No! Again Victory counters ... and nails here with a
drop kick... Gayle springs back up to her feet ... only to be
taken down by a Victory leg sweep.
[Stevens]
{clapping} Whoo hoo! Go Sarah!
[Augustus]
I think Victory may be turning the tide here. Her martial arts
background is starting to keep Dorothy Gayle off her feet and off
balance. This could be the beginning of the end.
[Hairie]
Uh uh! NO changing wrestlers after the beginning of the match!
YOU picked Gayle now YOU stick with her!
[Garcia]
Gayle doesn't seem to think the end is near as she slaps on an
armbar to slow things down. The enigmatic one having a hard time
escaping the hold as Gayle has it cinched in tight. Victory
struggling ... and finally throws technique out the door for a
good old fashioned karate chop to break the hold.
[Augustus]
Not pretty but effective. Let's see if she can capitalize on it
now that she has breathing room.
[Garcia]
Doesn't look like she'll be breathing much as Gayle just grabbed
a Victory's head ... AND SLAMS HER FACE FIRST TO THE MAT!!!!
AWESOME COUNTER BY GAYLE!!!
[Hairie]
What is this ... a Killer Instinct Tournament?
[Stevens]
{standing up} HEY! NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE! GET UP
SARAH! GET-- OWWW!
{Insert the sound of Robbie's headset falling off as Jessica
Perkins grabs Robbie by the ear and drags him, literally, off
towards the locker room.}
[Garcia]
Gayle in firm control now as she scoops up Victory and slam her
to the mat with authority ... picks her up again ... Irish Whip
... Thesz Press!!! We've got 1 ... and no more as Victory kicks
out!
[Augustus]
Victory looks to still be feeling the effects of that face slam
to the mat earlier and...
[Hairie]
{peeping up over the edge of the announcer's table} Is Jessica
Voorhies gone?
[Garcia]
Gayle hits Victory with an elbow smash as she rises ... another
bodyslam ... lifts her to her feet ... double irish whip into a
sunset flip ... 1 ... 2 ... th-- NO! Victory got her shoulder up
just in the nick of time.
[Hairie]
{shuffling} Aw forget it! AXE KICK THAT BLUE FREAK!!
[Garcia]
Gayle with another elbow smash as Victory tries to regain her
composure ... spinning back fist by Victory misses ... go
behind-take-down by Gayle ... INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! 1 ... 2 ...
and we've got a three count!!!
{DINGDINGDING}
[Garcia]
WOW! What an action packed match between two very superb
competitors! Gayle just edges Victory with a textbook German
suplex!
[Augustus]
I'll have to say that Victory looked to be gaining control until
she got dropped to the mat by that face slam. After that it was
all downhill.
[Hairie]
Yeah ... but you were sure ready to hitch a ride up to the
Victory wagon before she got nailed.
[Garcia]
Folks. We've got some words from The Jade Tiger before we go to
commercial and return for our main event tonight ... The
Mississippi Mob vs the Toxic Twins!"
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{Jade Tiger stands alone before an oaken table with but a single
candle, its flame flickering in the sparse temple surroundings.
Crystal Crow stands in the background practicing his calligraphy
on a sheet of rice paper with a broad brush. Jade Tiger turns to
the camera, his jade colored robe granting a dark background to
the stick of ignited wax.}
[Jade Tiger]
Ahhhhh how good it is to return to my beloved AWI. Travel does
tire these old bones ...
Spring Stampede provided quite an enjoyable watch. Despite the
rather poor showing of my protege {Jade Tiger's eyes squint with
disgust} others earned my respect. But, we all know he is young
and benefits from my spiritual guidance.
And what did I see? HA HA HA HA (Jade Tiger pats his ample
mid-section} Great hero Jerry Straite comes to AWI and swells
the feelings of pride among the illiterate fans.
{Jade Tiger withdraws a maple leaf from the folds of his robe and
holds it over the candle - as it begins to smoulder and
eventually is engulfed by the flame.}
Look wisely, Jerry Straite, big hero of Canada. The symbol of
your country turns to ash under the heat of pressure. Hero Jerry
Straite walk into AWI like John Wayne, big man ... 'Look at me,
I'm Hero Jerry Straite here to save AWI'.
{Crystal Crow begins to walk toward Jade Tiger.}
[Jade Tiger]
BAH!!! Who cares about pitiful country who emulates the bland
United States and embraces the vile historical ties to France?!?
Hero Jerry Straite, Mr. Canadian John Wayne, walk and talk with
the people. Returns triumphantly, big star, talk from rooftop.
Remember Hero Jerry Straite even John Wayne die in Alamo movie!
{Crystal Crow breaks his silence much to the chagrin of Jade
Tiger.}
[Crystal Crow]
T.C. Jurgens, backstabbing American!! You will pay for your ...
{Jade Tiger barks in some unknown tongue, and Crystal Crow
sheepishly returns to the background.}
[Jade Tiger]
Boot Hill ... final resting place in your American West, no?
Jurgens and Turner, you took a great leap toward taking residence
in that rotting piece of real estate. I will mark it as lack of
discipline and perhaps a -- how you say? 'Belly full of
Bravemaker from Saloon' eh? {a warm smile sweeps across his face,
but soon turns to a scowl} Just watch yourselves ... or cowboys
like yourselves will face the same fate as Hero Jerry Straite.
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[Augustus]
And I thought I had a hard time understanding James Brown's
lyrics. What did he say?
[Garcia]
Not sure I'm familiar with that tongue, but it looks like the
reigning North American champion has had his feathers ruffled. I
can't recall a time when I /EVER/ heard the Crystal Crow speak.
[Hairie]
If you got jumped at the biggest PPV of the season wouldn't you
be a bit PO'd?
[Augustus]
I think it depends on who it was, why they jumped me, what was
the outcome, and...
[Garcia]
And we have our next, final, and FIRST tag team match up on
tonight's Armageddon. The Mississippi Mob will be taking on the
Toxic Twins in what promises to be an exciting main event. Let's
got to ringside with our announcer Alan Kinnsman.
[AK]
Ladies and gentlemen. Our featured match and first ever tag team
affair on Armageddon. Introducing first ... weighing in at a
combined weight of 511 lbs. ... the MISSISSIPPI MOB!!!
{Pretty sizable crowd pop for the new comers to the AWI}
[Hairie]
What the heck is that the freckled face kid's got with him?
[Augustus]
Looks like talcum powder to me. That's exactly what it is. See
he and Riverboat are drying their palms with it.
{"Walk This Way" by Aerosmith blast over the PA and the crowd
cuts loose with the boos and paper before The Toxic Twins and
Tamara even clear the curtains.}
[AK]
Their opponents ... weighing in at a combined weight of 544 lbs.
... Perry and Tyler ... THE TOXIC TWINS!!! Your referee for this
bout is Piotr Young.
[Garcia]
And the Twins already up on the apron and in their corner ...
[Hairie]
HEY! WHAT'S THAT PUNK KID DOING???
[Augustus]
I think the Mob has a plan to counter the Twins mirror imaging
act.
[Garcia]
The MK tosses the powder...but Tamara sees him and warns
one of the Toxics... NOT IN TIME!!!
[Augustus]
Uh oh. I think the proverbial can has just been opened.
[Garcia]
And both Twins furious at the marking!!! They won't be able to
easily switch ... and they're taking their anger out on the Mob.
The marked Toxic nails the Kid with a clothesline ... while the
other drives Riverboat back with a double axe handle ...
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[Augustus]
And the forever competent ref does his job ...
[Hairie]
Putting Riverboat where he belongs ... OUTSIDE!
[Garcia]
Young doing just that, but while doing so he gives the TT enough
time to pummel the kid with a double corner piston kick! NOW he
puts one Toxic out ... but the other STILL stomping away on the
Kid.
[Hairie]
At least he's keeping it above the belt! We could go fetch Smilin
Joey you know.
[Garcia]
The Kid finally retaliates ... AND SHOVES THE TOXIC DOWN TO THE
MAT!!!
[Augustus]
Well you know what they say about the Kids down south. Strong as
oxen.
[Garcia]
The Marked Toxic stunned in disbelief for a moment, but manages
to catch the Kid in a wristlock before he could make the tag ...
irish whip ... AND THE KID FLIPS OVER THE TURNBUCKLE ... DOWN THE
APRON ... UP TOP ... AND A SUNSET FLIP FROM THE TOP ROPE ...
UNBELIEVABLE!!!"
[Hairie]
HEY! THAT BRAT'S GOT A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS!!! HE'S CHEATIN!!! HE'S
CHEATIN!!!
[Garcia]
THE REF DOESN'T SEE IT...
[Augustus]
Tamara does.
[Garcia]
1 ... 2 ... and Young sees the Marked Toxic's foot on the ropes,
conviently placed there by Tamara.
[Hairie]
If strawberry shortcake can cheat, then Tamara can even the odds!
[Garcia]
The Kid responds with an elbow smash ... and the Toxic sends him
for the ride with an irish whip ... and an atomic drop on the
return ... another irish whip followed by a clothesline from the
Twin ... lifts him to his feet ... but the Kid retaliates with a
knee lift ... AND MAKES THE TAG!!!
[Augustus]
And the ground attack has been mobilized.
[Garcia]
Riverboat charges in ... and gets sent for the ride with an irish
whip ... tag by the Toxics ... AND A DOUBLE PRESS SLAM FROM THE
TWINS!!!
[Hairie]
I do believe the phrase is "double your fun".
[Augustus]
Excellent tag team move from the Twins. One would have assumed
that Riverboat would have an advantage being the fresh man in the
ring ...
[Garcia]
Not the case as the unmarked Toxic slaps on an armwringer ... but
Riverboat just powers out ... but the Toxic a move ahead as he
sends him into the ropes with an irish whip ... BUT A CLOTHESLINE
ON THE RETURN BY THE RIVERBOAT ... he shoves him into the Mob
corner ... and ... OH MY GOD ... HE'S GOT THE TOXIC IN THE
TORTURE RACK!!! YOUNG OVER TO SEE IF HE SUBMITS!!! WE HAVE TO GO
TO COMMERCIAL ... WE'LL BE BACK!!!
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{Cut to a black and white image of Robbie Stevens giving an
interview.}
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{Robbie's voice kicks in.}
[Robbie Stevens]
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Goldust and Mist Angel.}
[Robbie]
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[Voice]: And he's not going to take it anymore ...
{Cut to a shot of a glass pane. A video tape comes flying into
the shot ... hits the glass ... and bounces off. You can see
Robbie run into the shot, pick up the video and runs off camera.
The tape flies into view again, this time tied to a rock so it
breaks the window. Graphics pop up as "Down Boys" by Warrant
plays in the background.}
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unedited, uncut and some before seen footage of Robbie
Stevens at his best ...
{Cut to clip of Robbie with Trinity Saunders.}
[Robbie]
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{Cut to a montage of Robbie getting slapped around by Chris Revi.}
[Voice]: And this can be your from the rock bottom price of
$19.95...
{Cut back to Robbie with the tape.}
[Robbie]
And that's the rock bottom price because the Tape Distributors
Said So!
[Voice]: Robbie Stevens: HE WON'T SHUT UP! Order yours today
... before we have to create the next 6 volumes.
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[Augustus]
Could this be the upset we've been looking for? Watch the Kid ...
[Hairie]
The only thing upset is gonna be the Kid and Tunaboat when they
get back to the locker room after their loss.
[Garcia]
The Kid climbing the ropes ... AND THE OTHER TOXIC TAKES A CHAIN
FROM TAMARA AND IS IN THE RING ...
[Garcia]
The unmarked Toxic escapes on his own and both the Kid and Perry
retreat without any intervention.
[Augustus]
Now there's a first time ... no all out brawl when all four men
were set to be in the ring at once.
[Garcia]
The unmarked Toxic has his own idea about brawling as he turns
and nails Riverboat with an elbow smash ... the Toxics tag ...
and they both connect with a double elbow smash on Riverboat. A
pin cover ... but no count as Riverboat powers out.
[Hairie]
Hey what's the clock say? Are we in round five yet? This one's
about to be over right about now.
[Garcia]
Wrong again Chris as Riverboat gets to his feet and just SLAPS
the taste out of the Toxic's mouth ... and makes the tag! Here
comes the Kid ... right into a hiptoss!
[Augustus]
If the Mississippi Mob doesn't mount some sort of sustained
counterattack of their own, this match will be over ...
[Garcia]
That might be the case here as the Kid gets put in a reverse
chinlock. With all of that weight behind it, the Kid is having a
hard time breaking this hold ... and still can't seem to break it
as Young checks for a submission ... Riverboat trying to rally
the crowd and his partner ... and the Kid finally breaks free ...
only to get hit by a side mare ... BUT THE KID COMES BACK WITH A
BACK BRAIN KICK!!!
[Hairie]
You might be a redneck if being beat to death by the Toxic Twins
doesn't make you want to quit ASAP!
[Augustus]
There could be hope yet. The Kid looks to have found a second
wind from somewhere.
[Garcia]
And he's using that wind to go up top ... AND SOAR ACROSS THE
RING WITH A BODY PRESS ... YOUNG WITH THE COUNT! WHAT? No count
as Tamara manages to get the ref's attention ... AND THE UNMARKED
ONE PULLS OUT THE CHAIN AGAIN!!!
[Hairie]
Man I love it when a plan comes together!
[Garcia]
And while the ref is distracted the marked Toxic elbows his way
out of a possible TWENTY count! The Kid pulls him up ... irish
whip ... and connects with a flying mare ... NOW THE OTHER TOXIC
IN AND HIP TOSSES THE KID ... the ref puts him out and the Kid
makes the tag ... HERE COMES THE RIVERBOAT!!
[Augustus]
And he looks like he's ready to clean house!!!
[Garcia]
He charges in ... and gets caught with a /SAVAGE/ neckbreaker ...
[Hairie]
I think the Riverboat's got a cracked hull after that one!
[Garcia]
... lifts him up ... THERE'S THE TOXIC DROP!!! The count from
Piotr Young ... 1 ... in comes the Kid trying for a save ... 2
... BUT THE OTHER TOXIC WITH A CLOTHELINE TO CUT HIM OFF ... and
3!!!!!!
[AK]
The winner of the this tag team match ... Perry and Tyler ... THE
TOXIC TWINS!!!
[Hairie]
And the beat goes on for the Extreme Predjudice Tour 97!!!
[Garcia]
Folks that was an action packed match and what an ending as Perry
and Tyler walk away with the win.
[Augustus]
A very valiant effort on the part of Riverboat and the
Mississippi Kid, but the they were just a little bit out of sync
as the Twins found their groove early on and kept pressing their
attack.
[Garcia]
Well folks we're out of time for our second editon of AWI
ARMAGEDDON, but we hope to see you next week at the same time on
the same channel ...
[Hairie]
Unless we've been saddled with a PPV clause from the censors. Did
you see that neckbreaker? Oh man!
[Garcia]
... for our third and first full hour edition of Armageddon. For
Chris Hairie and Stephen Augustus, I'm Raul Garcia Jr. saying ...
So long.
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