Men in Black Meets Tinkerbell

Being a MiB it was my duty to investigate this Rod/Tinkerbell phenomena. First of all Peter Pan was put in the witness protection program, never to be seen again. Tinkerbell remained in the jar for two days, but pixie dust started to accumulate on the bottom of the jar. During the slow periods of the investigation I would turn over the jar and watch the pixie dust fall down on Tinkerbell like a snow globe. Finally, I decided to release Tinkerbell from the jar in a sealed room from which she could not escape.

What happened next was completely unexpected. She moved around the room so quickly I could barely see more than a translucent flash. For a while I thought she had escaped. Something was in my pants. Now I know why Peter Pan would not let her go.

There was no need for the government to know any more details. I told them she flew out the window. This will be our little secret.