Beware the Jabberwock
The jaws that bite, the
claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird
And shun, the frumnious
Bandersnatch!
He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the maxnome foe
he sought
So rested he by the Tumtum Tree
And stood a while in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood
The Jabberwocky, with eyes
of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood
And burbled as it came.
One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with
its head
He went galumphing back.
And hast thou slain the Jabberwocky?
Come to my arms, my beamish
boy
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas bryllyg, and the slythy toves
Did gyre and gymble in the
wabe
All mymsy were the borogroves
And the momes rath outgrabe.
--Lewis Carroll, Alice Through the Looking-Glass
The late afternoon sun crept towards the far horizon.
The shadowy corona of the solar disk cast a hazy glow over the lands. The
voracious black hole heart of the star sucked in matter and its own fires,
eternally devouring and expelling itself.
The smooth, active badgers were scratching and boring
holes in the hillside. Their bodies, silky in their smoothness and agitated
in their movements, were rarely still. They were the perfect, industrious
workers with no need for direction or purpose, only to be able to do.
In the trees the parrots were unhappy. They paced
from side to side on the tree branches. They dipped their heads, flapped
their wings from time to time and keened sadly.
On the ground the momes rath, a cross between turtles
and armadillos, squeaked plaintively like lost children, their faces pinched
in their depression
In the middle of the clearing stood an aged, marble
sundial. The copper of its face and dial was green from age. The shadows
read 4 o'clock.
At the far end of the clearing, where the trees
grew thick, their boughs twisted in nightmarish shape, a den of fallen
timber and brush was gathered. Deep into the depths of the den the air
was cool and the fungi was plentiful as the dead wood slowly rotted. Upon
a bed of moldering leaves slept a great reptile of dragon-like features
and proportions. On its back were folded a pair of great leathery wings.
The scales of the beast's body were green and dull.
The beast stirred in its sleep, claws extending
and then retracting into their sheaths. One reptilian eye slitted open,
exposing fiery orbs with wisps of smoke rising aimlessly from them.
A rumble rose from the creature's belly, then the
eyes closed and the body was still again.
The Jabberwocky descended again to the realm of
dreams.
For countless millennia the Jabberwocky has resided
in Chaos. He is a Lord of the Chaosium. All creatures of the unordered
land are his subjects. All of the hills, forests, plains and mountains
as well as every stream, river, waterfall and ocean in his view belong
to him alone. No other Lord of Chaos is as powerful as he, nor would any
dare to challenge him.
Before there was time and space there was Chaos.
All things were birthed from the Chaos. The stars of the heavens, the planets
and the life on them all derived from the primordial substance of Chaos.
One of the first things to rise from the Chaos was
the Jabberwocky himself. He is immortal and without bounds, without fears
and with fewer desires. Neither space nor time pose as boundaries for the
Jabberwocky. What he wishes to see, he sees. What he wishes to hear, he
hears. What he wishes to know, he knows. What he wishes to be, he is.
From time to time knowledge comes to him unbidden,
creeping into his mind as he sleeps his eras long slumber.
Out of Chaos the Jabberwocky can pull power, reshaping
the weave of Chaos as well as himself. All creatures in the Chaosium and
all creatures that derive from Chaos are open to him, their minds spread
wide to his probings and thoughts.
Yet for all of this there is a problem that the
Jabberwocky faces. A problem that poses a conundrum even to his great power.
A problem that brings with it the tastes of hatred and yes, even fear.
In his dreams the Jabberwocky lay next to a shallow
pool. He extended a single, black claw and ran it through the water. Small
ripples and whorls rose from the passage of his claw. Small eddies of Order
rose from the movement and then deteriorated back into Chaos. One whirling
eddy, however, did not die away, but grew larger, swallowing space and
devouring smaller eddies. Then its form broke, crashing into unstructured
incoherence. The entire pool rippled from the aftereffects.
This was a bad omen and the ancient Jabberwocky
was disturbed.
The stink of humans was strong, riding the back
of this dark omen. The Jabberwocky cursed them. Of all the sentient species
born out of Chaos and relegated to the realms of Order, only the humans
had discovered a portal between the worlds and migrated into the Jabberwocky's
domain. He had tolerated the intruders and the Order that they brought
to his realm for centuries. But now the time had come to deal with them,
to reclaim his territory and to destroy their kingdom before it destroyed
itself. The ripples of its self destruction would bring horrifying catastrophe
to Chaos.
Order that extends its boundaries reverts to Chaos
and Chaos that grows too strong devours itself.
When the humans came to his realm they slaughtered
myriads of his cousins and servants. Creatures of beautiful strangeness
and mutation were cut down, burned in charnel pits and condemned by the
priests of the human intruders.
All of this the Jabberwocky had tolerated, even
ignored as he continued his aeons long slumber. But now the humans were
drawing ever closer and bearing with them the seeds of disaster.
The Jabberwocky extended his conscience and tasted
whiffs of magic. The magic was asymmetrical, structured and ordered. What
devious straits it was when magic, naturally wild and untamed, was bent
to the cruel coldness of Order.
The Jabberwocky stirred again, rising ever closer
to wakefulness. In the clearing the slythy toves stopped their agitated
borrowing for a moment, sensing a disturbance from the cool, shadowy and
damp den.
Slowly the great beast's eyes opened, the fiery
orbs burning bright. A low rumble rose from his chest and brimstone issued
from his nostrils.
So be it.
The den of dead timber and brush shuddered. The
paragroves squawked and flapped their wings in manic fright.
If he must play this game, then he would do it by
his own rules. It was time to move the pawns into place. A few sacrifices
would bring the King and his Knight into the Jabberwocky's trap and perhaps
make the queen his.
The Jabberwocky's head rose from his den. Smoke
issued from his flaming eyes and nostrils. The slythy toves scampered away,
the paragroves squawked ever louder and took flight. The momes rath, seeing
the great beast rising from the bowels of its den, squeaked frightfully
and backed away from the Jabberwocky, their little bodies shivering in
fear.
He would feed off of the enemy. Their cattle and
their women and children would fill his gullet. Their screams would only
serve to whet his appetite further.
The Jabberwocky emerged fully from his den, ignoring
the small animals that ran from him.
The legs of the great beast moved ponderously, the
footfalls shaking the ground with each step. The wings on his back twitched
spasmodically from their long disuse.
He forced his way through the clearing, knocking
the weathered sundial out of his way. When he had room, he slowly spread
his wings wide, raised them and brought them down once, creating a downdraft
of wind.
Again and again he beat his wings, each stroke stronger
than the last as the blood and life flowed back into the great leathery
expanses. Finally, one great swoop of the wings and a launch from the coiled
muscles in his legs and the Jabberwocky was aloft.
The Jabberwocky took to the air gracelessly and
rose until he was above the tree tops, wings beating furiously, franticly.
Then he began to move forward, slowly at first and then faster, the wind
howling across his wings. The forests and countryside blurred by in the
coming evening as the Jabberwocky continued to gain speed. A roar broke
from his jaws, echoing over the lands.
As the black hole sun of Chaos set behind the horizon
the lamp light of the town surrounding the castle of the king could be
seen brightening the land.
From a farm along the outskirts of the town the
Jabberwocky fed off of cattle, slaughtering them en masse. Very few of
the cattle he actually devoured. The Jabberwocky slaughtered the herds
merely for the pleasure of it. The death and destruction brought life back
into the marrow of his bones. It was exhilarating and the adrenaline pumped
through his body, putting power into his muscles and clarity to his mind.
The scent of humans came to his nostrils. He turned
his massive body away from the cattle and towards the hamlet where the
hated humans congregated in their houses and their beds. Again he took
flight, skimming the ground. As he neared the hamlet his chest billowed,
sucking in air. From his mouth then issued flame which swept across the
houses that lined the edge of the town. White flame burned all the wooden
structures and even stone and mortar as well as all of those who dwelled
within.
From the neighboring houses and hovels people ran
screaming. The women and children the Jabberwocky struck at with his claws
and teeth. The men, though fear gripped their hearts, tried to strike him
with old, rusted weapons, pitchforks and hoes.
The Jabberwocky turned his back to them, ignoring
them. This enraged the men as their pride was proven futile and their courage
useless.
"Beast!" cried an aged voice, a commanding quality
in its tone.
Growling, the Jabberwocky turned. Caught in his
mouth was a screaming, thrashing boy of twelve summers. The Jabberwocky
bit down and cleaved the child's torso in half. The upper body of the child
fell to the ground with a painful cry at the feet of the holy man who stood
garbed in robes and who carried a staff topped with a pontifical cross.
The holy man gasped at the sight of the boy's divided body and the blood
and guts that issued from the wound.
The holy man retreated a step as the child reached
out feebly in its last moments of life.
"Merciful God," the priest muttered in a soft, gasping
voice. The color had drained from his face, his eyes were wide in terror.
"Invoke not your god here in Chaos," the Jabberwocky
hissed, his eyes narrowing to slits. The beast lowered his head towards
the priest. "In the realm of Chaos I am the only god and I am its Heart.
And where, pray tell me, was your mercy, your pity and care for the boy
that just died at your feet? Your feet moved backwards, not forwards, did
they not?"
Fury, fear and shame knotted the holy man's face
as he raised his staff in defiance and shouted. "Bow, beast! Bow before
the might of our Lord, as have so many of your fellow abominations!"
"My 'fellow abominations'? Do you mean the thousands
of my brethren who were wantonly slaughtered by you odorous humans? Do
you wish to feel the pain, despair, fear and hopelessness of those you
have slaughtered in the name of your God?"
The Jabberwocky opened his eyes wide, capturing
the priest's gaze. The priest gasped and staggered back, his mind assaulted
by the images of creatures of Chaos as they were slaughtered, burned and
destroyed. Neither the old, the crippled nor the young among the natural
denizens of Chaos had been spared.
"No," cried the holy man. The sound of his voice
was brittle and hollow, like dried husks blown to dust by the fist of the
winds.
"Yes," the Jabberwocky growled. "All in the name
of your 'God'. Now know my wrath. My vengeance." The Jabberwocky laughed,
the sound of it booming across the town. Then he burbled, bubbles issuing
from his mouth.
The bubbles, fragile looking and filmy, surrounded
the priest and closed in on him. Then they exploded, the force of the explosions
lifting the holy man's body into the air before it dropped back down. The
holy man was dead when he met the ground. The Jabberwocky turned away from
the bleeding and broken bodies of the priest and child, turning his attention
back to the town. He waited for the next move to be made by the humans.
"He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the maxnome foe
he sought."
Redfen rode for many days, following the flight of
the Jabberwocky, his path marked by the devastation and carnage left behind
by the Chaos Lord. Each night he was given lodging and succor by the subjects
of the kingdom.
Finally he came to the forest that stories had been
told of. Dark clouds hung over the trees and the sound of unsavory creatures
came to his ears.
Girding up his courage, Redfen spurred his horse
forward into the darkness of the forest. The eternal twilight glow of the
black hole sun was quickly shut out and Redfen found himself in a realm
of shadows where the trees were strange and filled with formless, fearful
shapes.
A screeching came from above him. Redfen started,
looked up and swore an oath as he saw a massive bird swoop down at him.
Redfen desperately tried to reach his sword in its
saddle scabbard. Before he could do so, the bird crashed into him and dragged
him off of his saddle.
Redfen landed hard on his back, the wind knocked
out of him. His vision cleared after a moment and he saw the head of the
Jubjub bird, servant of the Jabberwocky, standing over him. The Jubjub
bird resembled an oversized, demented and deformed pelican with obvious
madness shining its eyes.
The bird gave a throaty "jub jub" and lunged for
Redfen's face. Redfen gasped and rolled out of the way. Behind him he heard
the beak of the bird snap together in the space where Redfen's face had
been.
The prince struck out blindly with a gauntleted
hand and caught the bird a glancing blow to the head which illicited a
shriek of pain, shock and rage from the Jubjub.
In the moment's respite, Redfen scrambled on all
fours to reach his warhorse. Behind him the Jubjub bird shook its head
to clear the momentary confusion. Redfen pulled himself up the saddle straps
and grabbed for the hilt of the vorpal sword, trying to draw the blade
upwards. He grasped the glowing steel to finish drawing it from the scabbard.
One of his fingers brushed against the edge of the sword and the blade
cut through the metal of his gauntlet and through the skin of his finger.
Hissing in pain, Redfen turned and took the the
hilt of the vorpal sword in both hands, holding it before him in a ready
stance. The Jubjub bird regarded the young prince slyly, cocking its head
to the side and chuckled in its throaty voice. "Jub jub. Jub jub."
All around Redfen the forest took on an ethereal,
crimson glow which darkened the already dim sky. The shapes of the trees
and the fearsome things in the trees were outlined by the crimson light.
"Dearest God--!" Redfen whispered as he made out
the shapes in the trees that he had glimpsed from time to time during his
trek but which he had never been able to clearly make out.
From the boughs and branches of the warped and twisted
trees hung the bodies of scores of warriors, each of whom had gone into
the forest searching out the Jubjub bird, the Bandersnatch and the Jabberwocky
as well as countless other monsters of Chaos. They had all fallen prey
to the Jubjub bird instead. There were peasants as well, hanging in the
trees along with the dead warriors and knights; simple people who had wandered
too close to the forest or had made the mistake of entering it.
Most of the bodies were skeletal with either rusted
armor or decaying rags. Some of the bodes were newer, the flesh still on
their bones, rotting in the humid heat of the summer.
Once again the Jubjub bird gave its throaty chuckle,
"jub jub, jub jub." The beast took delight in the prince's fear and revulsion.
Redfen swallowed and squared his shoulders, attempting
to force courage back into his body.
"With God by my side nothing shall stay me on my
quest for vengeance and no creature of this misshapen world shall vanquish
me."
The bird hissed at the prince's defiance and charged,
flapping its wings. Redfen raised the vorpal sword and swung it down with
all the force he could muster as the Jubjub bird neared.
Redfen felt the hot blood splatter across his face
as the vorpal blade sliced cleanly through the body of the bird.
A malicious grin crept across the prince's face
as the bird fell at his feet, dead.
"So rested he by the Tumtum Tree
And stood awhile in uffish
thought."
Redfen woke late the next morning. The forest was
still silent. His warhorse was still tethered to the tree and had grown
restless while waiting for Redfen to waken.
The prince was stiff from sleeping on the ground.
He was more used to the soft beds and sheets of the castle and the warmth
of the hearth.
From the undergrowth came sounds of movement. Redfen
turned, his senses and body coming alert, the stiffness lifting from his
muscles. He took the scabbard and pulled out the sword a short ways.
There was another rustle from the undergrowth and
this time he caught a glimpse of matted fur. Redfen unsheathed the sword
completely and held it at the ready.
Two feline eyes glared from the underbrush and Redfen
rose to his feet and prepared for his next battle.
"Come then," Redfen called out. "I have already
taken the head of the Jubjub bird and I will take yours as well."
Confidence flowed into Redfen as he borrowed on
the victory over the Jubjub bird. He smirked as he thought of the glories
that would await him in the banquet halls of the castle and the thrilling
songs of bravery and knightly valor that the bards would sing in his praise.
A loud growl issued from the creature that hid in
the underbrush, the growl was followed by the massive shape of the Bandersnatch
as it lunged at the prince, claws extended and ready to rip the boy's flesh
to shreds.
Redfen's eyes went wide with shock. The Bandersnatch
was an unusual cross between hunchback and lion with the face of a man,
massive yellow teeth and a body covered in matted and muddy fur.
A thin squeak escaped from Redfen's throat as the
Bandersnatch charged. Redfen swept at the beast with his sword and missed,
his aim going wild. The Bandersnatch easily sidestepped the frantic swing.
A claw reached out and ripped through the prince's
leather leggings. Redfen cried out as his leg buckled beneath him. He held
the sword before him, trying to fend off the beast while he fought against
pain and the wash of fear that threatened to drown him.
The Bandersnatch circled Redfen, giving a low, mocking
growl. The warhorse snorted and pawed the ground frantically, the sight
and scent of the Bandersnatch breaking through the horse's training as
primitive instinct took over. The Bandersnatch swiped playfully at the
horse, causing the animal to rear up, giving a shrill cry as it did so.
Redfen, on one knee, followed the Bandersnatch as
it circled back towards him, not giving the beast any openings for attack.
When the Bandersnatch closed the size of the circle, Redfen yelled and
thrust at the beast with his sword.
The Bandersnatch backed away a few steps, giving
Redfen a chance to get back on his feet. His left leg protested in pain
and threatened to buckle beneath him again. He gritted his teeth against
the pain and willed the leg into action. Redfen backed away from the Bandersnatch,
keeping the sword before him, until his back connected with the trunk of
the Tumtum Tree.
The Bandersnatch mewled in pleasure at the sight
of Redfen hurt and unsteady, his back to the tree, the leg wound seeping
blood and the smell of fear rising from Redfen's sweat. The Bandersnatch
stepped forward casually and dodged the thrust of Redfen's sword. The beast
extended a claw, making to leisurely rip out a swath of Redfen's belly.
The Bandersnatch overestimated the immobility of
Redfen's terror. The prince was a trained warrior even if he was untested
and of privileged birth and soft life. The vorpal sword slashed and cleaved
cleanly through the right paw of the beast.
The Bandersnatch howled in pain as the paw fell
to the ground and the stump of the arm spurted with blood. A sneer formed
on Redfen's face as he stepped forward, raising his sword for the killing
blow.
The sword descended and cut the Bandersnatch's head
from its shoulders. The head flew through the air, the eyes and mouth wide
in shock. Blood and gore followed in its wake.
"And, as in uffish thought he stood
The Jabberwocky, with eyes
of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood
And burbled as it came."
"One, two!"
Redfen again cut into the Jabberwocky with his vorpal sword, this time ripping open the chest with a diagonal slash. The fire died away from the Jabberwocky's mouth as the mortal wound was inflicted.
"One, two!
And through and through."
The vorpal blade cut through the scaly hide of the
Jabberwocky's chest a second time, making an "X" from the two diagonal
strokes.
A shrill scream rose from the throat of the Jabberwocky
as it fell to the ground. His eyes closed slowly, smoke still seeping from
beneath the closed lids, as steaming blood issued from the wounds and seeped
into the ground.
The body of the Lord of Chaos lay sprawled on the
ground, still twitching in its death throes. The long neck was extended,
fully exposed to Redfen's final stroke.
"The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!"
The sword bit through the scales and horns that covered the Jabberwocky's neck, cleaving the head from the dying body.
"He left it dead, and with its head..."
Redfen raised the severed head of the Jabberwocky high above him, his muscles struggling to hold the head aloft. Blood dripped from the wound, the hot, viscous fluid falling into his red hair, splattering across his face and mingled in the wounds of his chest.
"He went galumphing back."
Across his back was slung the vorpal sword in its
scabbard and over his shoulders were the heads of the Jubjub bird, the
Bandersnatch and the massive head of the Jabberwocky, which covered most
of his back.
Beneath the far reaching boughs of the Tumtum Tree
lay the bodies of the warhorse and the Jabberwocky. Near the trunk of the
tree was a saddle and bags as well as scattered pieces of armor.
High above in the sky the black hole sun, eternally
devouring and shedding itself, waned towards twilight.
"'Twas bryllyg, and the slythy toves
Did gyre and gymble in the
wabe
All mymsy were the borogroves,
And the momes rath outgrabe."