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Happy Birthday from LaLa the Fire Eater

SHE MADE THEM LIVID IN LONDON(KY)
soon to be rebuilt-The Dixie Lee Theater lawsuit pending
SHE PERTURBED THEM IN PARIS(MO)
our deepest condolences to Our Lady of Despair Orphanage lawsuit pending
SHE BLEW THEM AWAY IN BERLIN(OH)
that propane tank really should have been farther from the building
lawsuit pending
BACK FROM BRAZIL
a big thanks to the US State Department and staff

ONE NIGHT ONLY

WYDONIA  PISOFSKI ENTERTAINMENT
RELUCTANTLY PRESENTS

GODZI-LALA THE FIRE
BREATHING PIRANHA

YOU'LL BE
ASTONISHED AT THE ACCIDENTAL EYEBROW INCINERATION
BAFFLED BY THE DESTRUCTION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY
FRIGHTENED FROM THE FLAMING, SCREAMING ASSISTANT
EVACUATED WHEN THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ARRIVES

DON'T MISS THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME


fire-retardant clothing highly recommended
not liable for patrons in the first two rows
Willinsure Anyone Underwriters
Joe Morony, Atty.


LaLa