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Happy Birthday from The Brunette


In a NEVER SEEN BEFORE feat, the Brunette will actually be using an 
ordinary kitchen utensil for something other than a screwdriver. That's 
right! On July 29th, The Brunette will be performing her knife throwing 
act with the aid of her LOVELY assistant, Meredith to celebrate Dean 
Haglund's 33rd birthday!

She'll dice, she'll slice, she'll throw her knives in the air with more 
skill than a Tokyo steak house chef! And you won't even have food flung 
on you in the process.

One knife. . . 

Two knives. . . 

AND AS A SPECIAL BONUS she'll perform an AMAZING BLINFOLDED TRIPLE 
KNIFE THROW! This has NEVER BEEN ACHIEVED in North America successfully. 
Be the first to witness this accomplishment and be the ENVY OF ALL YOUR 
FRIENDS! 

GET YOUR TICKET NOW!!!!


(Meredith? You ready to finish White Death? :-))