Model #J81OH07
Greasy In-Need-of-a-Haircut Scoundrel
Fortes: Will plot revenge for you; extremely cunning. Assets: Leather and more leather. Potential Defect(s): Might get blown-up one day by one of his many enemies. Or he might adopt the "Brain"-syndrome (as in "Pinky and the Brain") and plan for world domination. Perfect for: The adventurous type.
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Model #K23IL08
The Assassin
Fortes: Free to spend most of his time with you. Assets: Those suitcases full of, well, you don't know. Potential Defect(s): When he does leave, you don't if you'll ever see him again. Also, if anything should happen to him, they'll deny his existence. Perfect for: The commitment-phobe.
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Model #X57FL01
The Mental Patient
Fortes: Needs your TLC and attention, and is free to give you his. Assets: Those puppy-dog eyes. Potential Defect(s): Well, he's a mental patient. But maybe it was because you were just too good and it freaked him out? Perfect for: The stay-home mothering type.
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Model #P62HO09
The Security Guard
Fortes: Knows a lot of sports stats, spends a lot of phone time with you. Assets: The gun he'll never use. Potential Defect(s): His motor-mouth. Perfect for: The chatty type.
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Model #B92LU10
The Club Hopper
Fortes: Knows a lot of sexy dance moves, has show-biz connections. Assets: Chic wardrobe and a cellphone. Potential Defect(s): Ego-oriented. Perfect for: The party gal or guy.
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Model #F71BI02
The Suit-and-Gel Wearing Government Employee
Fortes: Intellectual; great to take home and meet your parents. Assets: Impeccable suits. Potential Defect(s): Conformist lacking creativity. Perfect for: The goody-two-shoe.
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Model #G56LA03
The Beach Boy
Fortes: Tanned, cool, rich, and sometimes scantily-dressed. Assets: Sunglasses. Potential Defect(s): The occasional sunburn. Perfect companion for: The Beach Babe.
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Model #A55DA04
"Adam"
Fortes: In all his naked glory, who needs personality? Assets: Isn't it obvious. Potential Defect(s): That Damned Apple. Perfect for: Anyone who'd want Krycek nude.
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Model #S03TR05
The Scruffy Homeless Guy
Fortes: His street-smart ways--you'll always be safe with him. Plus that shade under that big tree is reserved for you. Also extremely snuggly on a rainy day. Assets: Shopping cart and recyclables (He recycles!). Potential Defect(s): That smell. No home unless you provide one. Perfect for: Dreadlock fetishists.
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Model #S15AI06
The Angel
Fortes: Will do anything for you, as long as it's not evil. Assets: Invisible wings. Potential Defect(s): None, but not recommended to the world-domination types. Perfect for: From the down-trodden to the goody-two-shoe.
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Model #P51ST18
The Model
Fortes: Those good looks and that stare. Assets: Lines, form, and wealth. Potential Defect(s): Narcissist. Perfect for: Anyone who'll take him. Anyone gorgeous that is.
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Model #S50IT17
The Rich Guy
Fortes: Money and connections. Assets: All material. Potential Defect(s): Thinks you're an asset. Perfect for: The big spender.
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Model #U74NF16
The Military Man
Fortes: Obedience; clean-cut good looks. Assets: That uniform. Potential Defect(s): War. Perfect for: From uniform-fetishists to nice gals or guys.
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Model #B44KO15
The College Boy
Fortes: All-around talented. Assets: Love letters for you. Potential Defect(s): All his money goes toward his tuition. Perfect for: The College Gal or Guy.
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Model #C41PA14
The (Nice) Jock
Fortes: Athletic, muscular, and nice. Assets: Deodorant. Potential Defect(s): Sports injuries. Perfect for: Sugar & Spice and anyone nice.
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Model #G40LV13
The Boy Next Door
Fortes: You've always known him, he's so understanding and sweet. Assets: An eternal crush on you. Potential Defect(s): Wants to stay in the same town forever...but with you. Perfect for: The commitment-ready gal or guy.
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Model #A73RM12
The Tough, Rugged Farmboy
Fortes: Strong, but tender loving. Assets: Rippling muscles. Potential Defect(s): Possibly slow. Perfect for: The down-to-earth gal or guy.
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Model #G33UN11
"Clyde"
Fortes: Sense of adventure; fun to be with. Assets: Everything you ask for (but have not yet paid for). Potential Defect(s): An expanding criminal record...but he'll never get caught. Perfect for: The "Bonnie."
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Model #G45TR19
The Music Man
Fortes: Sings you love serenades; names all his songs after you. Assets: Guitars. Potential Defect(s): The musical-genius syndrome (you know the type). Perfect for: The Ally-McBeal Theme-Song type.
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