John "Jackie" Daniels
Race: Malkavian Vampire
Realms: Bars and comedy clubs from this way and that. He is highly
known for his comical stylings and very quick wit on a situation. He is
know in the land of Arcadia, of the Pooka Tribe of Changelings cause,
hell, the guy is fun to be around, even for a leech.
He is also known to invade people's dreams. Why? No reason, he just
likes fucking around with people and messing with there minds. He
doesn't anything to harm them no, he just does something silly and make
them think "Now why in the HELL did I dream that??"
Appearence: He appears to be about 20 something years old. He has
brown hair and Brown eyes, and a brown mustache!!!! He is very thin an
lithe in form, always carrying around a his bag o stuff, that is a dark
green duffel bag. He has purple eyes. He always has a smile on his
face like he knows something and you don't. He wear's a Vampire the
Masqurade T-Shirt that has "Clan Toreador Blows! And they Enjoy it"
written on it. He skips along merrily as he moves.
Personality: Purely Catonic. he might give a damn one day, and the next
he might not give a damn, Jackie does what Jackie feels. He might feel
like going up to the Prince of the City and ask for a blowjob, or he
might bow down and kiss her feet. Jackie does what Jackie feels, mainly
cause he doesn't give a damn. Malkavians do have advantage, mainly
ccause they are, what's the word I'm looking for oh yeah, nuts.
But if you get befriended by Jackie, you do have a friend for life.
Mind you he might still fuck around with you a bit or tease you, or mock
you, but he wouldn't do anything to hurt you. No matter who you are,
Good or Bad.
Powers: (these powers come from Vampire the Masqurade)
Obuscation: He can do many feets of covering up his tracks, hide in
shadows, become invisible. He can make people think he looks like
someone else, vanish before your eyes, and even make people invisible
with him. and people can't read his mind. Drawback to this power is
that no matter what happens, he can show up on film, if he breaks into a
bank, no one can see him into the bank, and the security he wouldn't
appear on the monitors, but if they played the tape later he would show
up perfectly normal. (Obuscaate levels 1-6)
Auspex: These are like Extra Sensory powers. He can double his normal
ranges of sight and hearing, increase his smell (he could smell a drop
of sweat on the ass of a beetle or see a drop of sweat on the ass of a
beetle)), and can basically reconize things by touch. He can also
sense the emotions of other people and what they are feeling. Drawbacks
to The Extra Senory powers is that if he gets overloaded in the sense
he's useing, he loses that sense brief, like if he's using his acute
sight and gets flashed in the eyes with lights, he will be temporay
blind.
Protean: With this he can have Nightvision and see in total blackness
(Protean 1)
He has an Iron Will which makes him ammunte to mental assaults (in other
words antyhing that fucks up his brain, like trying to make him do
something against his will, like cluck like a chicken or shoot the
gatekeeper ((In White Wolf's "Vampires Player Guide" the rule on it is a
3 point Merit called Iron Will, Which makes you immunte to Vampiritic
Dominate or any spells and rituals that affect the mind))
He is attrative to Faeries and Changelings, that the Pooka gave him a
special talisman that he can enter The Dreaming, or Arcadia, and
People's dreams with ease.
He also got the Everlasting Bag O Stuff. This is a bag that he uses
alot in his Comedy routines. The only things that can't be pulled out
of the Bag O Stuff is Conventional Weapons, Rare Metals, and Liquids.
He does things like pull out Rubber Chickens, Torches, baseball bats,
Toy Cap Pistols, Tommy Guns that don't shoot but when you pull the
trigger a giant sign comes out that says "Rat a tat tat" 99.9% of the
time he uses it for humorous reasons.
He can heal damage by using blood that is in his system, and he can hold
up to 20 points in his system (he can drain 3 points from a human, Any
other type of Blood makes him more loony then he already is). The list
below he can only heal 1 wound level a day for each time he gets damaged
by it. For instance, if he gets hit by a flaming sword, it will take
him a day to heal the wound. If he gets hit by it twice, it will take
him 2 days to heal both wounds. He has 8 wound levels.
He can sense Danger. In other words if there is a unmarked building
that has Dynimite fully loaded, he will have a funny feeling of "you can
get into alot of deeeeeep shit if you go in there, like as you you might
get killed."
Flaws:
Well first, you have your typical sunlight, but light from Faerie relams
have no harm. Fire can damage easily.
He does not feed from anything that he can make laugh. It wouldn't be
nice!
Other skills and final notes:
He is a terrific comedian. He goes all out for a laugh. Normally that
fact gains him friends easy.
He prefers not to fight. And when he does fight, he does it
unconventionally, like squirting you with a flower that is full of
napalm or something else from his Bag of Stuff, like a Propane Torche
and a Can of Hairspray.
He is an acrobatic Entertainer. He will do stunts that no other vampire
would dare to do, like Juggle Flaming Torches while pumping gas doing
the mexican hat dance 3 inches out of the reach from a rabid squirrel
that hasn't eaten. His reflexes are catlike and he jumps over things
while doing flips for the fun of it. He dodges bullets with easy,
mainly cause he can get in positions most people couldn't dream of.
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