Ambassador Cotto's Humour
Guards serving at the palace of the new Centauri Emperor, Londo Mollari, recently noticed their sovereign Lord getting drunk and talking to an invisible friend on his shoulder, named "The Keeper". What did the Great Emperor Mollari have to say to his invisible friend?
What goes vrummmmmm...ERRRKKK!!.....vrummmmmm...ERRRRRKKK! Hmmmm?
A Narn at a flashing red light!
Why did the Narn climb over a glass wall....hmmmm?
To see what was on the other side!
How many Narns does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Narns are too proud and would rather sit around in the dark than give me the satisfaction of watching them work!
Emperor Cartagia walks into a bar. When he sees that the bartender is a Narn, he begins to insult him. After a few minutes of this, the bartender decides to show Emperor Cartagia how it feels. He tells Cartagia to get behind the bar and the Narn goes outside. He then re-enters the bar, pretending to be a customer and planning on insulting Emperor Cartagia, but before he can say anything, the Emperor says "Get out, we don't serve your kind here!"
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