From: SSLUI@ELECOM2.watstar.uwaterloo.ca (Stanley Lui)
Subject: Dr. Grimlock: MD!
Date: Wed, 22 Jun 1994 17:29:49 GMT
And now, it's time for another episode of ... Dr. Grimlock: MD (Medical
Dinobot)...
Ratchet: Dr. Grimlock! Sideswipe just dropped into a coma! I told you not
to use 65 AA Duracells in place of the energon storage units!
Grimlock: Oh, shut up. Everyone, GRIMLOCK OPERATING!
(sounds of running and a few panicked screams)
Grimlock: Me Grimlock say: CLEAR!
BRRZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!!
First Aid: Primus, Grimlock, you just fried his lower torso and most of his
head!
Grimlock: Well, he not in coma anymore, right?
Ratchet: That's because he's dead.
Grimlock: Small detail.
First Aid: Yeah. Right. Ahem.
Grimlock: What that?! You cough?
First Aid: Uh...
Ratchet: No, Grimlock! Don't do it!
Grimlock: No problem! Me fix! Me fix!
Ratchet: Run for your lives!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock say: CLEAR!
Prowl: Optimus, do you smell something coming from Medical?
Optimus: Why yes, it sort of smells like...burning wire...
And so we (abruptly) end this episode of... Dr. Grimlock: MD!
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