"Run!" I commanded Ian and Barbara as the first explosion illuminated the night sky.

"There is much danger!" I warned as we fled. "Daleks are improperly trained and careless in the use of fireworks!"


Come on let's go, let's go, let's go little darling...

Return to the Table of Exploding Gerbils.

"Bah weep grana, wop nini bong!" welcomed the strange inhabitant of GEOCITIES.