How many Heralds does it take to change a light bulb?


Thirteen -- One to foresee the light bulb will break,
one to mind speak this to Selenay,
another to debate the ethical ramifications of changing the light bulb,
one to farsee that the light bulb, did, in fact, break,
one to charge off and get themself killed in the trying to change the light bulb (even the best of hearts can fall off ladders),
one to console all those grief stricken by the loss of their fellow herald,
one to convince the bards to write songs about to raise the morale of Valdemar so the Heralds can change the light bulb,
one to stumble into the Forest of Sorrows just to make the Order of Amber and Marigold happy,
one to fetch the light bulb, practically killing themself and angsting their new Herald lifebonded half to death,
one to catch the Fetchee as they collapse,
and one to mind speak that the kingdom is saved; and the light bulb has been changed.

by Sarah Margaret


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