Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many MicroSoft tech support people dies it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four:

• One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?"
• one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?"
• another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?"
• and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine..."

Q: How many MicroSoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that MicroSoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many MicroSoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just determine that the room is dark; we don't actually change the bulb. Since we have a dead-bulb result on file from a previous test, rest assured that Development is working on a bug fix.

Q: How many MicroSoft shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in 7 to 10 working days. If you call before 2 PM, and pay an extra $15, we can get the bulb changed overnight. Don't forget to put your name in the upper right hand corner of the light bulb box.

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would be for a Mac user.

Q: How many MicroSoft managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to determine what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

• A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
• A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.