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1) Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
2) Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3) Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
4) Do I look like a fucking people person?
5) This isn't an office ? Its Hell with fluorescent lights.
6) I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
7) You! Get off my planet!!
8) Did the Aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
9) How do I set a laser printer to stun?
10) I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!
11) I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
12) Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realise that you haven't fallen asleep.
13) An office is a padded cell with an open door.
14) And your cry-baby fuckwit opinion would be?
15) I'm not mad, I have just been in a bad mood for 30 years.
16) Sarcasm is just another service we offer.
17) I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
18) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
19) Too many freaks and not enough circuses.
20) I just want revenge ? is that so bad?