HULLO WORLD
This web-site is under new management. The happy happy things in my skull have broken out and are fixing it as only they know how. If you see any broken links, please do eMail me and let me know.
For those of you who have not yet met my acerbic wit, I'm Diana, and I like a lot of different things.
Yours Truly
I've been told it makes me look like Xena Warrior Princess. It's the smirk. One day soon I may find another picture of me, but I've not aged at all, except backwards, in the last five years. I can no longer get into Casinos.
And of course, I love quotes - I try to put up a quote of the week every month or so. Today's is:
"At one point I thought I was going to be able to hover but realised that in order for, say 2 litres of liquid to produce sufficient force to lift me off the bog it would have to come out at over 500 meters per second or to get any serious sort of hover before running out of liquid something like 1500 meters per second."
Mr D. Perrin, walk-on Psycopath who shall remain anonymous.
It has been worked out that this would be sufficient only to lift Perrin from the ground for 0.05 of a second, assuming he is using a French-Style lavatory with a solid base, and that the time it takes to fall back to Earth is included. Given that a Western Lavatory will fill up in no time, Perrin is likely to be floated rather than boosted. The shape of buttock may be of import, in the same manner as the flared section of a rocket exhaust. It is to be understood that the shape of Mr Perrin's buttocks are his own affair except after an exceptional curry.
(Yeah. It's a counter. It's not even accurate. Geocities ate my homepage. Still reading? - look, it's just a damned counter! Lordy, how I suffer...)
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