"Llewellyn's affection or enmity is a good sign, it's his indifference that's really damning." - Campbell
"Now, now, Llewellyn." - Flora.
"What, twice?" - Llewellyn
Perhaps my phrasology was a little..." - Flora at a loss for words
"I still think Julian's gay" - Aneirin
"What was that?" - Julian
"So, you'll ask Hazard about what positions you can employ with Chance, when you get her into bed? Just checking." - GM
"Yes" - Ian
"You're going to die." - GM
"Who are you? How did you get in here?" - Slaine
"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith." - 'Fingers' Hendrix
"A corroded trigger guard could make your grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Benedict
"And, er, how do you approach Brand?" - GM
"Er, from the front, and not looking angry." - Jessica
"Would you like to adopt a sheep?" – Aneirin.
“Lock them in the hold and start knitting!” – Aneirin
“Benedict, I got you a penguin!” – Zenith
“Daddy, I got you this.” – Midnight.
“A twig? Thank–you...” – Corwin.
“The bear is called Marmite?” – GM having a nervous breakdown.
“And he wears three fur coats.” – Midnight
“Marmite. And what is your name, little man?” – The Bear.
Ed's note - this took place during the infamous, 'The Pope smokes Dope' Episode. No blame is attached to any participant.
“I hate sheep!” – Aneirin.
“Good. We got you llamas.” – Moradin and Hazard
"A tortoise farm?" – Benedict.
“mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse mustn't eat horse...” – Bronwyn. Of Morgenstern.
"WHAT!?! Kidnap BENEDICT?!?!" – Jessica
And on a related note:
“WHAT!?! Kidnap Julian?!?!” - Dis
“Just think of the things Bronwyn can do with a Tribble!” - Caroline
"...Mother being in this family is hard on one's sanity isn't it? Are we the only normal people there are?" - Aurora
"Excuse me while I die laughing." - GM
"Waiter!!--Bring me something with a little plastic monkey and an umbrella in it! And make it a blue monkey this time." - Gerard
"They've all gone home." - GM
"Ahh! Excellent!" Gerard will gather the refreshing drinks with little umbrellas and plastic monkeys! - Bill
Gerard stops twirling around with a grass hula skirt on his head while drinking from two different coconuts and seems to think for a minute. - Bill
"Oh, before you get into your strategy, I just wanted to check and see whether Benedict was willing to settle the issue by arm wrestling? No? Ah, ok, please go on GeltCarl..." - Gerard
"Mother, what good would it be to escape if he came back and got tried? Benedict's not that crazy." - Moradin. (This won the GM's award for most erronous statement of the session, as Benedict was in custody at the time, of his own free will.)
Moradin thinks it's luau time. He's going to conjure up roasting pigs (in pits), Mai Tai's, leis, the works. - Jennifer
I'm wondering how Julian's white armor will go with leis. - Jeremy
"So what did you want to tell me about the plot to kill Benedict? Are you in on it?" - Gerard